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Police Talk Man Down From Edge Of Climaxing (www.theonion.com)
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[–] wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Start resisting!

[–] snooggums@kbin.social 6 points 1 year ago

Resisting is my kink!

[–] Posadas@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago

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[–] Bak@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

@lemmy.nsfw stop right there