Posadas

But where is your sense of adventure? Where is the thrill of death lurking around every corner? Be it hypothermia, hyperthermia, dehydration, or Mormons.

They could also just shoot up lines for voting and claim people keep coming at them with knives

Fluffy

May I make a recommendation.

Stupid piggies forgot that quantum knives must be constantly observed, otherwise they may disappear

Or atleast until their air vents get filled in with concrete

CIA too washed these days to get past the Swiss Guard

And on the plus side it'd send us into a deep ice age so we wouldn't have to worry about global warming. Only ocean acidification and the plastic apocalypse.

Al-Kaeda Marxist chambered in 7.62×39 million million victims of communism

Attention, people of Bikini Bottom! You have been cheated and lied to! The gentle laborer shall no longer suffer from the noxious greed of Mr. Krabs! We will dismantle oppression board by board! We'll saw the foundation of big business in half! Even if it takes an eternity! With your support, we will send the hammer of the people's will crashing through the windows of Mr. Krabs' HOUSE OF SERVITUDE!