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A gummy bear! 🐻

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[–] SoggyBread@lemmy.world 21 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Toothless isn't a bear, he's a dragon

[–] abbadon420@lemm.ee 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

I'm shocked to realise that the kids who watched httyd in theaters as teens, are now (at least) the same age I was when I became a dad

[–] SoggyBread@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

I mean it came out 13 years ago so...

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

What kind of bear eats hamburgers?

Bear Grylls.

[–] ClockworkOtter@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

What kind of bear can breathe underwater?

Bear Gylls

[–] naticus@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

What kind of bear is a fan of Final Fantasy?

Bear Gils

[–] NegativeCool@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Beets. Bears. Battlestar Galactica.

[–] u202307011927@feddit.de 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Identity theft is not a joke, Jim!