Toothless isn't a bear, he's a dragon
this post was submitted on 12 Sep 2023
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I'm shocked to realise that the kids who watched httyd in theaters as teens, are now (at least) the same age I was when I became a dad
I mean it came out 13 years ago so...
What kind of bear eats hamburgers?
Bear Grylls.
What kind of bear can breathe underwater?
Bear Gylls
What kind of bear is a fan of Final Fantasy?
Bear Gils
Beets. Bears. Battlestar Galactica.
Identity theft is not a joke, Jim!