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[–] dogsnest@lemmy.world 48 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

"Wait...I can choose to have SEX??"

[–] YaDownWitCPP@lemmy.world 25 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Well...not you. The rest of us though!

[–] dogsnest@lemmy.world 11 points 3 weeks ago

Whew! Had me worried.

[–] Zorque@lemmy.world 11 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

Per the query, you can only choose to not have sex. While that implies a choice to have sex, it is not explicitly stated.

[–] dogsnest@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago

Damn, someone lawyered-up.

[–] RidderSport@feddit.org 2 points 2 weeks ago

Did you seriously go the German-no-fun-allowed-route with a German joke?

[–] grissino@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

But in this case, choosing a year without gaming means a year without sex either. So...

[–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 6 points 3 weeks ago

You need to find someone else who also chooses to, but yes.

[–] samus12345@lemm.ee 7 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

"No touching yourself, either!"

[–] Maalus@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

The unbreakable pegasus oath!

[–] qyron@sopuli.xyz 5 points 3 weeks ago

I don't game....

[–] sheepishly@fedia.io 3 points 3 weeks ago