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And Trump won't bring down grocery prices. I really wish Americans were smarter. It's going to be a rough ride. At least I'm not going to have to subscribe to the NYT to see the obituary that I want to.

Elon is such a dumbass.

Edit: I'm sorry, *President Elon is such a dumbass.

It’ll be 2 million, and way less than the amount the DOGE department manages to embezzle itself.

Wherever he cut, you can safely assume it will only hit the people at the bottom, not those at the top.

i’m actually kind of shocked he admitted this. isn’t his usual strategy to promise super unrealistic things, not deliver, and then make the same promise the next year?

If he cuts anything it’ll be support for middle class and poor people and itll be jack shit, it will fuck everything up and it will be touted by clowns as a success.

I'm shocked, SHOCKED by this revelation!

It's all going to be healthcare / social safety nets, and it's going to be dwarfed by the tax cuts Trump gives people.

Anyone who actually believed they would find $2 trillion was an idiot, the rest of us knew they'd just cut the things they hate, bump the subsidies that favor them and their friends, and call it a day.

Remember when he landed people on Mars in 2022?

Those two clowns couldn't find their own asses in a dark room with both hands and a flashlight.

Musk’s earlier target, dismissed as unrealistic by experts, had included the entire discretionary budget of $1.7 trillion.

FFS! There's probably TODDLERS who know more about how the government works than Musk! 🤦

Oh please, you're not even going to get $100 billion without stepping on some toes in the Military-Industrial complex, and that's going to make you some lifelong political enemies.

This doesn't look good for Elon. Lucky for him that he's the president.

It's because they were told they can't cut VA, SSI or Medicare, I promise.

The rich assholes always think they can just cut healthcare and retirement payouts but politicians know they will never get re-elected if it happens on their watch. The old people who rely on this shit are the only ones voting anyway.

Gasp. Lying cunt lied cuntily.

Sounds like they’re not an efficient use of government resources and should be cut

We did this exercise as a civic learning experience in 9th year government/social studies classes. The teacher had us go through a mock (simplified) Federal budget and decide which line items to cut to achieve a "balanced budget" with debt reduction.

The problem is largely intractable for reasons that become obvious even to middleschool kids. Do you completely cut popular things like the space program? Gut entitlement spending? Massively increase taxes across all brackets? Reduce the military or infrastructure spending to laughable levels? All of those things are very unpopular but that is what it would really take to tackle the problem.

Never fear rich people and corporations - Trump is still going to do another $2T tax cut regardless.

If allowed, Elon will find trillions to funnel to himself and Trump's cronies however.

Man, it’s almost like he has no idea what he’s talking about or something. Definitely a good candidate to be making policy decisions affecting millions of people.

Ya, so, we're not going to do any of the things we promised. We're just going to try to punish our political enemies and fuck shit up while looting every last penny that we can and running away while the country burns.

Oh? The places he's looking at actually work fairly efficiently already? Or the inefficiencies are outside their control? The inefficient sections are the places he can't go, like the DOD?

The second trillion will be found when DOGE Block 3 rolls out, and Elon's gonna need ... $5 billion dollars for DOGE Block 2 and 3.

(DOGE Block 2 will find the first trillion, after DOGE Block 1 is later revised down to 750 billion)