this post was submitted on 08 Jan 2025
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[–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 35 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Deny!

android app: sorry this app cannot function without access to your contacts and location.

[–] RiQuY@lemm.ee 12 points 3 weeks ago

Then disable it if it cannot be uninstalled and install an alternative.

[–] TheFogan@programming.dev 13 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Nah it's practical... it's for convenience... you know when you ask a girl for her number and she answers it with

(123×4567×8910)−(423×5)+(9876×54321)−6789

So in the event of that situation once you solve it, you want to call it right away!

[–] moody@lemmings.world 5 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

Does that happen regularly to you? Because that's not normal.

[–] TheFogan@programming.dev 7 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

What do they do for you, scavenger hunts? Literary mysteries? Maybe the old it's burried at the bottom of a lake challenge?

[–] moody@lemmings.world 1 points 3 weeks ago

Usually they just give me their number, or sometimes they just don't. I've never had to jump through hoops of fire, or tame a grizzly bear, or develop a new mathematical theorem to prove I'm worth a shot. "Can I have your number?" should just be a yes or no question.

[–] humanspiral@lemmy.ca 5 points 3 weeks ago

all the time, but the result just calls a pizza delivery chain.

[–] AnnaFrankfurter@lemmy.ml 5 points 3 weeks ago

From my experience that is fairly normal

[–] Trainguyrom@reddthat.com 1 points 2 weeks ago

Real talk, this screenshot is probably for an application intended for hiding communications with another partner from your spouse. When I worked in support for a phone manufacturer I encountered it once while educating a customer about excessive app permissions. I pointed out "for example this calculator app has permission to make and receive calls. A calculator app should never have permissions like that" and he sheepishly explained what the app was and that in this case it actually should. Points for honesty I guess?