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[–] Monsieurmouche@lemmy.world 64 points 4 days ago (4 children)

I've been doing this for some time now. I'm excited to know I'm not the only one.

[–] smee@sosial.link 27 points 4 days ago

What an impressive collection, one day it might be worth a fortune!

[–] fondue@lemmy.world 13 points 4 days ago (1 children)

With enough of those you could probably do some kind of epoxy pour and make a cool end table top.

Guests will be impressed by the amount you have pooped in the past.

[–] Cris_Color@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

"Wow, this guy shits a lot 😍"

[–] Cris_Color@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Okay, but what's your record??

[–] Monsieurmouche@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] Cris_Color@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

AW FUCK YEAH. That's a lotta tubes!

[–] grrgyle@slrpnk.net 4 points 4 days ago

Whoa. Impressive.

[–] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 13 points 3 days ago

Trying to rebuild the tree, eh?

[–] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 66 points 4 days ago (1 children)

You can tell how old it is by counting the rings

[–] ComradeMiao@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 4 days ago

You can tell it’s a roller paper roll by the way that it is

[–] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 22 points 4 days ago (1 children)

God help us if the Russians ever acquire this technology.

[–] neidu3@sh.itjust.works 3 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Bold of you to assume there's enough toilet paper to engage in this, considering that USSR didn't manufacture toilet paper until 1969.

[–] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 3 points 3 days ago

Still plenty of assholes, particularly in the Russian government.

[–] thirdBreakfast@lemmy.world 19 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Are you posting the most recent one into the middle, or squooshing them up to fit them inside the most recent one?

[–] neidu3@sh.itjust.works 6 points 4 days ago
[–] copymyjalopy@sh.itjust.works 10 points 4 days ago

I love this community. All the strange things us dull men get up to.

[–] Ketchup@reddthat.com 8 points 4 days ago

Plant in pot with rooting hormone to grow your own TP tree for COVID25

[–] niktemadur@lemmy.world 7 points 4 days ago (1 children)

There's gotta be some math theorem about this.
What would this fall under, topology I'm guessing?

[–] Ashelyn@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Probably just fairly bog standard geometry combined with some material science/engineering on the physical properties of the cardboard (such as how much it can compress/stretch)

  • Geometry: this problem more or less boils down to a 2d analysis since we need merely to look at a circular cross section. You could calculate the area each roll takes up by calculating the outer circle area minus the hole's area, then divide the hole area by the ring's area to get a theoretical maximum. This is assuming the material cannot stretch or compress. Not sure if this has a name, but it probably does.

  • Material science: Maybe you could measure the dimensions of a roll, stress test it in various ways, and re-measure the new dimensions to get a profile of how the cardboard warps. You could use that to get a better estimation of how much cardboard you can stuff into itself, but I'm not as sure on the details there.

Assuming each roll is a perfect cylinder and not conical at all.

[–] grrgyle@slrpnk.net 7 points 4 days ago

My first long term partner taught me this trick, and consequently many little lessons on how to enjoy a life. Nice to see others appreciating the dull side of life.

[–] ikidd@lemmy.world 13 points 4 days ago (2 children)

It would take me 2 years to get that many empty rolls.

Washing asshole FTW.

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 14 points 4 days ago (2 children)

My wife goes through twelve rolls in a week.

[–] droporain@lemmynsfw.com 5 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Tell your wife she uses an entire tree every 2 years. Maybe you should just use the hose on her?

[–] neidu3@sh.itjust.works 9 points 4 days ago

It uses less paper on its skin, or else it gets the hose again.

[–] prole@sh.itjust.works 2 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] droporain@lemmynsfw.com 3 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I'm just saying a hose would probably get the maggots off better.

[–] ByteJunk@lemmy.world 3 points 4 days ago

But then they wouldn't be the SatansMaggotyCumFart we know and love.

[–] ikidd@lemmy.world 6 points 4 days ago (1 children)

If your wife only had 12 rolls, I'd be surprised.

You shouldn’t speak to your dad like that.

[–] neidu3@sh.itjust.works 4 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Household of 6 here. My GF and 4 kids. There's usually a roll almost every day.

[–] ikidd@lemmy.world 6 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I know you'd probably have an uphill battle with people that aren't used to it, but I wish my parents had started us on it when I was a kid. I picked up one of those nozzles you attach on the toilet supply line and hang from the side of the tank, and it was a game changer.

I always go back to that scene in Parks and Rec where Andy talks about wiping his ass being like it's a felt marker, it never seems to run out...

[–] syreus@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago

I bought a Luxe 320 Plus off Amazon and use maybe 1 roll a year. Get a bidet people it's cheap and is air fryer levels of life changing.

[–] adarza@lemmy.ca 12 points 4 days ago (1 children)

have you found the ones with different sized paper cores? one time a few years ago, i had one inside another inside a third, they just slid over each other.

[–] neidu3@sh.itjust.works 3 points 4 days ago

They're all the same size here.

[–] Earflap@reddthat.com 6 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I bet if you soaked that in wax or something it would make a great firestarter.

[–] WiggleDog@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago

I use empty toilet paper rolls stuffed with lint from the dryer as firestarters.

[–] jbk@discuss.tchncs.de 8 points 4 days ago

that's pretty cool actually

[–] disguy_ovahea@lemmy.world 9 points 4 days ago (1 children)

You could fit more by adding more folding points. Fold Vs around the first one, like a multi-pointed star, and repeat.

[–] neidu3@sh.itjust.works 6 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

Yup, that's why 12 became the limit. On my current one, I've made sure to kink that "tip" in the middle to allow for folding once I get to 9 or so, which is why I'm hoping my current one becomes the new record.

[–] disguy_ovahea@lemmy.world 3 points 4 days ago

Be sure to post it. I’m curious to see how it works out.

[–] henfredemars@infosec.pub 9 points 4 days ago (2 children)

What do you do with the rolls after?

[–] vortexsurfer@lemmy.world 4 points 4 days ago

Nice! I also do this, but don't think I've ever gotten to 12. 8 or 9 is probably my record.

[–] nicerdicer@feddit.org 2 points 4 days ago

I do that too. but I never counted how many empty rolls fit inside.

[–] Grass@sh.itjust.works 3 points 4 days ago

faptimus prime?

[–] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 3 points 4 days ago

Concentrically? What are they, Spanish rolls? Pfft.