copymyjalopy

joined 1 year ago

Sleep till noon?

When I was roughly 10 years old I watched my next door neighbors' parents' home made hardcore sex tape. She had found it while snooping in her dads closet. So yeah, little old me (boy) and closest friend (girl) sitting on her parents bed watching a very graphic homemade porn.

Definitely shaped my sexual development...

[–] copymyjalopy@sh.itjust.works 22 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Ah, good old soul crushing cinema.

[–] copymyjalopy@sh.itjust.works 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Ive never rexperienced anything like it. It happens extremely fast. Dr injected into the IV and instantaneously every muscle in my body contracted (at least that's what it felt like), I lost my vision temporarily although my eyes were still open. Similarly I couldn't hear anything either. I was filled with an extreme feeling of...rushing...adrenaline... Really hard to describe. I felt my heart give one last big THUMP and then stop.

And suddenly, my heart started again. My vision and hearing restored, I was back in the ER surrounded by Dr and nurses and techs. Breathing hard, somewhat confused and experiencing a little twinge in my back from the contractions.

The whole experience took maybe 3-4 seconds. It felt like minutes.

[–] copymyjalopy@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 month ago (5 children)

Have gotten a dose of this before in the ER. Absolutely do not recommend!!

[–] copymyjalopy@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

face palm You can turn the steering wheel without moving forward. This took so much longer than it needed to.

[–] copymyjalopy@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

How did you do the shading? I've never done leatherwork.

[–] copymyjalopy@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 months ago

This would appear to be my wife's strategy as well.

[–] copymyjalopy@sh.itjust.works 1 points 3 months ago

Pretty much anything by Birthday Massacre.

[–] copymyjalopy@sh.itjust.works 10 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Sat in traffic, For the Glory of the Empire!!!!

[–] copymyjalopy@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 months ago

Mine is activated by blinking hard.

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