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I'll be the gardener. Does anyone own a truck?

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[–] Aquilae@hexbear.net 9 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

If the USSR was so good why isn't there a USSR 2

kiryu-pain

[–] ProletarianDictator@hexbear.net 2 points 16 hours ago

I can't wait to cite this comment

[–] happybadger@hexbear.net 4 points 1 day ago

screm-cool hold my beer

[–] Guamer@hexbear.net 22 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

I'm going to be the one to sell it out yet again to Pizza Hut

I'm sorry comrades

[–] invo_rt@hexbear.net 12 points 1 day ago

Soviet Union is over. We're on the Soviet Twonion now

[–] MeowZedong@lemmygrad.ml 8 points 1 day ago

I will expropriate a truck for the cause.

[–] Dessa@hexbear.net 33 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

I'll take one for the team and be the Tsar. I'm gonna miss you folks after I'm dead :'(

[–] 9to5@hexbear.net 17 points 1 day ago

Dont worry. We can switch roles next time we play

[–] Parsani@hexbear.net 27 points 1 day ago
[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 24 points 1 day ago

sorry sweaty, "owning things" is fascist

[–] keepcarrot@hexbear.net 9 points 1 day ago

I can weld and can program a CNC.

[–] anarchoilluminati@hexbear.net 13 points 1 day ago

The Soviet Union must truly be a great realm, Comrade happybadger, where gardeners are held in high honor.

[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 15 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I'm a good cook and from my experience people generally don't mind being bossed around by me. Throw some military training my way, I'd be a kick ass sergeant. Head of state would be cool too. I tend to fall into a leadership position wherever I am and generally I do pretty well and people are generally down to take orders from me. I am getting so many texts right now from people at work complaining about the chef taking over the window again and how much harder things are when I'm not running the show. This has happened a few times, I explain my decisions and if I'm.wromg anyone can say so, I'm used to being wrong nbd and I've got a really loud clear voice.

[–] NPa@hexbear.net 2 points 1 day ago

Prigozhin-posting up-arrow

[–] AntiOutsideAktion@hexbear.net 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

The forum is divided? I thought we were going through a pretty chill phase right now

[–] happybadger@hexbear.net 11 points 1 day ago

Right now sure, but next week we could be arguing about something else or we could be storming the Kremlin as friends. Not only would that be a bonding experience for our forum, but it'd really show the fediverse that we're not just having a goof.

I'm not a reformist! angry-hex

[–] 9to5@hexbear.net 13 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

I dont own a truck but I got a microwave

Inb4 bourgeois decadence

[–] StalinIsMaiWaifu@lemmygrad.ml 10 points 1 day ago

I worked at a pizza hut, we will be invincible

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 15 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] happybadger@hexbear.net 17 points 1 day ago

If someone has a faucet, there's our water supply. We're already partway there.

[–] CantaloupeAss@hexbear.net 12 points 1 day ago

I have some pots and pans and a little bit of dirt

[–] SpiderFarmer@hexbear.net 11 points 1 day ago

My Honda has some surprising good trunk space and I don't mind getting it dirty.

[–] murmelade@lemmy.ml 12 points 1 day ago

I don't have anything but I'm willing to direct the workers.

[–] AernaLingus@hexbear.net 10 points 1 day ago

I've got a lopper catgirl-salute