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[–] ExtraMedicated@lemmy.world 123 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

Oh please... We stopped researching that technology in the 40s. We never perfected it enough to make super soldiers.

[–] bloopernova@programming.dev 113 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] Wilshire@lemmy.world 23 points 1 year ago

You beat me by 10 seconds.

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[–] GreenMario@lemm.ee 121 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Putin thinks about gays more than Gay people do. 🤔

[–] AlwaysNowNeverNotMe@kbin.social 36 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Putin is big gay for his violinist.

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Sounds like an exceedingly veiled masturbation reference tbh 😂

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[–] niktemadur@lemmy.world 76 points 1 year ago

Translation into "plainspeak", filtering out all the deflection and projection:

We have an incompetent alcoholic military, with a toxic environment of forceful sodomy among our own troops abusing each other as well as others.

Yep... that pretty much covers it completely.

[–] thisbenzingring@lemmy.sdf.org 66 points 1 year ago

Jokes on them, that is fuckin

FABULOUS

[–] rigatti@lemmy.world 64 points 1 year ago (2 children)

How can I get some of that brainwashing for myself? That sounds awesome.

[–] Kbin_space_program@kbin.social 23 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Except it was the Athenians who were misogynistically homosexual, and apparently also ageist as well.

As far as I understand it, we guess at this because the Spartans didn't write much but the Athenians wrote a lot, including making fun of them for things like: not being Saudi Arabia/Iran towards women and such other outrageous concepts like respecting your elders.

Also Thebes had a lot of reason to hate Sparta. Among them was that those 300 famous Spartans were accompanied by several thousands of Thebians who were put in largely sacrificial positions to better save Spartan lives.

[–] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 23 points 1 year ago

To be fair, Sparta’s “reputation” came mostly from having a remarkable propaganda machine. They were a bunch of paper tigers.

I wouldn’t really take anything they put out about their rival as more than that.

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[–] Rozauhtuno@lemmy.blahaj.zone 58 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Bread@sh.itjust.works 18 points 1 year ago (3 children)

I have to know, what inspired this presumably premade art? Is this normally a problem Bi Goth Girls have? I believe this has great meme potential.

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[–] Zellith@kbin.social 51 points 1 year ago (4 children)

But the US thinks gays are too precious to risk in combat!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aotlEpmAFVQ

[–] PugJesus@kbin.social 27 points 1 year ago

"How many soldiers' lives are worth the life of one homosexual?"

"Seven."

[–] Wilshire@lemmy.world 17 points 1 year ago

"God bless America, and her gays"

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[–] LaunchesKayaks@lemmy.world 51 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I don't see an issue with gay super soldiers.

[–] FaeDrifter@midwest.social 28 points 1 year ago (2 children)

The real question is has Putin given up on trying to call them Nazis, or are we supposed to believe Ukrainians are super gay Nazi soldiers now.

[–] Theharpyeagle@lemmy.world 23 points 1 year ago

And Jewish, of course. They've got all the best space lasers, totally unfair.

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[–] SCB@lemmy.world 51 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Gay Ukrainian Super Soldiers

Why the fuck are people against the "woke" military if we can make gay super soldiers??

[–] cxx@lemmy.world 18 points 1 year ago

Probably afraid those super soldiers will also be super attractive and make them have impure thoughts.

[–] Mandy@sh.itjust.works 49 points 1 year ago (1 children)

does this include woman? id like a super soldier lesbian gf

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[–] ArugulaZ@kbin.social 47 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Is this propaganda or a comedy routine gone awry?

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[–] Akasazh@feddit.nl 45 points 1 year ago

Aha! The standard strategy of making the opponent both very strong, to explain why they are winning and need being fought as being the weaker one at the same time because the gays are obviously inferior.

Same rethoric the nazis used against the Jews. Strong enough to own all capital and influence the entire world behind the scenes ánd obviously an inferior type of people without spine.

[–] quackers@lemmy.blahaj.zone 44 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Wtf am i reading. Making them gay isnt even a stab at anyone, its just a weird thing to add.

[–] Sterile_Technique@lemmy.world 57 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You're not the target audience. They're trying to stir up the homophobes, for whom "gay" is very much a stab.

[–] lemmylommy@lemmy.world 30 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Exactly. For them „gay“ is short for „evil, satanic pedophile“.

[–] Tolookah@discuss.tchncs.de 19 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That's a really shitty acronym on their part.

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[–] Frittiert@feddit.de 43 points 1 year ago (2 children)

unified through gay sex

Doesn't sound that bad actually

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[–] TheBat@lemmy.world 43 points 1 year ago

I bet that advisor was rock hard while describing the gay orgies

[–] WorldWideLem@lemmy.world 40 points 1 year ago (2 children)

The Greeks figured this a couple thousand years ago and we're just now catching up. SMH!

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[–] who8mydamnoreos@lemmy.world 32 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Took a lesson from Sparta, make all your soldiers gay lovers and they will fight like hell.

[–] Jackolantern@lemmy.world 35 points 1 year ago (3 children)

I think it’s called Sacred Band of Thebes, where they specifically get male lovers as soldiers since they will fight for each other more fiercely.

A nice name for an acoustic band also.

[–] Foggyfroggy@lemmy.world 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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[–] fosforus@sopuli.xyz 28 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Gays make better soldiers, says Putin's adviser

Which one of you told?

[–] Teon@kbin.social 26 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Where can I get one of the gay Ukrainian soldiers?
Ukrainian men are HOT!!!

[–] Grant_M@lemmy.ca 26 points 1 year ago

Gay Ukrainian super-soldiers FTW!

[–] Neato@kbin.social 25 points 1 year ago (3 children)

OK so if the US has the ability to make Super Soldiers, and the "effect" is turning people gay, then the logical conclusion would be half of the US military would be gay by now.

[–] quortez@kbin.social 19 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Welllllllllllllllllllll there is a stereotype with the armed forces 👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨

[–] Neato@kbin.social 18 points 1 year ago

I didn't want to call out a very specific and very wet branch of service. :p

But I did just remember the Village People have that song so I guess I'm a few decades late.

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[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 25 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I am suddenly seeing Captain America in a whole new light.

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[–] lntl@lemmy.ml 23 points 1 year ago

rise to meet the challenge?

[–] Syrc@lemmy.world 19 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Video for others like me who could NOT believe someone seriously said that.

Gay part begins at 3:17 but the part before is pretty “””interesting””” as well.

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[–] stevedidWHAT@lemmy.world 16 points 1 year ago

A. BAHAHAHHAA B. Pay close attention how the hateful people in this world act, speak, and think. They’re how hitler came to power. Know thy enemy better than you know yourself.

[–] slackassassin@sh.itjust.works 16 points 1 year ago

Don't threaten me with a good time.

[–] Thorry84@feddit.nl 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'm super, thanks for asking! All things considered I couldn't be better I must say!

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