Enriched uranium
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Houses
I’d give them away for free and crash the housing market hard
Burgers!
Gun tree
World Peace
Grenades
Olives probably
Boy do I have a tree for you
Bourgeoisie. I mean it's impossible for tree to grow humans but this shouldn't make us stop with the first part of that experiment.
solar panels
Larry Niven sunflowers incoming, careful!
Do we need to stick to the laws of physics, or can we get magic involved?
You would need to bury an already magical item.
REAL ANIMATE TERRACOTTA SOLDIERS SO I CAN HAVE AN ARMY TO OVERTHROW THIS ROTTEN EMPIRE
NOTE TO FEDS: THIS IS A JOKE AND IS ENTIRELY FICTIONAL THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS ANIMATE TERRACOTTA SOLDIERS
is the speedy tree growth a property of the soil, location, or of whatever we plant in there? if i plant a fruit do i get a tree that gives out instant growth seed versions of that fruit?
because if so i'd like to patent 1 day growth date seeds.
yards of linen
A giant panda. A plant sprouting large mammals would be a scientific marvel.
wtf did the panda do to you?
Rereading this, I guess you're right, it would have to be a living one.
The whim came to me as an idea to save the species. I guess it would be useless in and of itself without plenty of habitat.
Wood!
diamonds, so i can disprove the labor theory of value like a boss, epic style
That wouldn't disprove LTV though.
An amalgam of precious metals. Gold, platinum, palladium, tec.
Comrades
Finally a good argument for burying Lenin.
Hot chip
Apples.
This way I have fresh apples tomorrow and I don't have to go to the store!
estradiol
whatever the most expensive, in-demand medicine is i guess
insulin maybe? idk but i'd be passing that shit out like hotcakes
Insulin is actually pretty cheap to produce, people are just getting scalped by pharma corpos.
The issue is that it's cheap in materials but requires a colossal initial investment, so only a few companies can produce it
yeah i vaguely recalled as much but i am not smart so i couldn't think of anything better
Probably the Nintendo Switch 2 because demand is about to skyrocket and that's pure profit BAYBEE!
genitals
CW cartoon of what you asked for
Reject modernity, retvrn to penis tree
Chujowe drzewo :(
It'd go to Washington DC and bury one of those small suitcase nukes.
World champion winning thoroughbred racehorse semen
gommunism