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[–] gay_king_prince_charles@hexbear.net 1 points 10 minutes ago

Enriched uranium

[–] mamotromico@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 hour ago

Houses

I’d give them away for free and crash the housing market hard

[–] anaesidemus@hexbear.net 3 points 2 hours ago
[–] Acute_Engles@hexbear.net 2 points 1 hour ago
[–] OgdenTO@hexbear.net 3 points 2 hours ago

World Peace

[–] Gorb@hexbear.net 2 points 2 hours ago
[–] peppersky@hexbear.net 4 points 3 hours ago (1 children)
[–] gay_king_prince_charles@hexbear.net 1 points 12 minutes ago

Boy do I have a tree for you

Bourgeoisie. I mean it's impossible for tree to grow humans but this shouldn't make us stop with the first part of that experiment.

[–] CredibleBattery@hexbear.net 4 points 4 hours ago (1 children)
[–] NuraShiny@hexbear.net 2 points 3 hours ago

Larry Niven sunflowers incoming, careful!

[–] someone@hexbear.net 4 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Do we need to stick to the laws of physics, or can we get magic involved?

[–] SmokinStalin@hexbear.net 3 points 3 hours ago

You would need to bury an already magical item.

[–] refolde@hexbear.net 6 points 7 hours ago

REAL ANIMATE TERRACOTTA SOLDIERS SO I CAN HAVE AN ARMY TO OVERTHROW THIS ROTTEN EMPIRE

NOTE TO FEDS: THIS IS A JOKE AND IS ENTIRELY FICTIONAL THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS ANIMATE TERRACOTTA SOLDIERS

[–] CarmineCatboy2@hexbear.net 5 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago)

is the speedy tree growth a property of the soil, location, or of whatever we plant in there? if i plant a fruit do i get a tree that gives out instant growth seed versions of that fruit?

because if so i'd like to patent 1 day growth date seeds.

[–] Dolores@hexbear.net 9 points 8 hours ago

yards of linen

[–] infuziSporg@hexbear.net 7 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

A giant panda. A plant sprouting large mammals would be a scientific marvel.

[–] NaevaTheRat@vegantheoryclub.org 4 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

wtf did the panda do to you?

[–] infuziSporg@hexbear.net 4 points 7 hours ago

Rereading this, I guess you're right, it would have to be a living one.

The whim came to me as an idea to save the species. I guess it would be useless in and of itself without plenty of habitat.

[–] TheDrink@hexbear.net 6 points 7 hours ago
[–] SweetLava@hexbear.net 7 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

diamonds, so i can disprove the labor theory of value like a boss, epic style

That wouldn't disprove LTV though.

[–] sexual_tomato@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 7 hours ago

An amalgam of precious metals. Gold, platinum, palladium, tec.

[–] Aquilae@hexbear.net 24 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

Finally a good argument for burying Lenin.

[–] el_principito@hexbear.net 7 points 8 hours ago
[–] Shaleesh@hexbear.net 12 points 10 hours ago

Apples.

This way I have fresh apples tomorrow and I don't have to go to the store!

[–] sovietknuckles@hexbear.net 23 points 11 hours ago (7 children)
[–] carpoftruth@hexbear.net 21 points 11 hours ago

Good news, you're describing a tree. You can do this

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[–] TheSpectreOfGay@hexbear.net 20 points 11 hours ago (2 children)

maybe lemons. i like lemons.

[–] Guamer@hexbear.net 19 points 11 hours ago

Hopefully no one would steal them

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[–] Owl@hexbear.net 18 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

I want to see what kind of video games grow on trees.

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[–] PointAndClique@hexbear.net 18 points 11 hours ago
[–] MoonElf@hexbear.net 8 points 9 hours ago
[–] Kuori@hexbear.net 7 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

whatever the most expensive, in-demand medicine is i guess

insulin maybe? idk but i'd be passing that shit out like hotcakes

[–] PolandIsAStateOfMind@lemmygrad.ml 4 points 4 hours ago (2 children)

Insulin is actually pretty cheap to produce, people are just getting scalped by pharma corpos.

[–] gay_king_prince_charles@hexbear.net 1 points 12 minutes ago

The issue is that it's cheap in materials but requires a colossal initial investment, so only a few companies can produce it

[–] Kuori@hexbear.net 3 points 3 hours ago

yeah i vaguely recalled as much but i am not smart so i couldn't think of anything better

[–] arswaw@hexbear.net 3 points 7 hours ago

Probably the Nintendo Switch 2 because demand is about to skyrocket and that's pure profit BAYBEE!

[–] coeliacmccarthy@hexbear.net 10 points 10 hours ago (1 children)
[–] SoyViking@hexbear.net 6 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

CW cartoon of what you asked for

Reject modernity, retvrn to penis tree

Chujowe drzewo :(

[–] CloutAtlas@hexbear.net 10 points 10 hours ago

It'd go to Washington DC and bury one of those small suitcase nukes.

[–] sexywheat@hexbear.net 12 points 10 hours ago

World champion winning thoroughbred racehorse semen

[–] supafuzz@hexbear.net 18 points 11 hours ago
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