this post was submitted on 13 Dec 2024
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[–] plumbercraic@lemmy.sdf.org 24 points 5 days ago

"Don't you guys have phones?"

[–] buh@hexbear.net 12 points 5 days ago

all the assets should be AI generated, except for the gordon freeman dialogue

[–] Acute_Engles@hexbear.net 12 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Then after huge backlash say they're working on a real one for the computer but it releases at full AAA price with less content than the hated phone version and a battle pass

[–] Acute_Engles@hexbear.net 10 points 5 days ago

"Activision/Blizzard did it" is like the "Simpsons did it" of gaming except EA also exists so whatever

Nah, make it for the TI-84 Graphing Calculator

[–] Comrade_Mushroom@hexbear.net 10 points 5 days ago

I agree, pretty optimal way to get another CEO blasted

[–] gramxi@hexbear.net 9 points 5 days ago

and make it a subway surfer clone

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 10 points 5 days ago
[–] Erika3sis@hexbear.net 10 points 5 days ago
[–] Evilsandwichman@hexbear.net 9 points 5 days ago

And several of the guns are DLC and there are locked rooms that require microtransactions and can be opened for free if you wait for a few hours. Also if you don't pay for the subscription you see ads starting the game, loading a level, and after every cutscene.

it uses tilt controls

[–] Tabitha@hexbear.net 9 points 5 days ago (1 children)

both a mobile game AND a moba game

[–] kleeon@hexbear.net 9 points 5 days ago

Omg if they make half-life moba I will literally die from laughter

[–] DaniJam@hexbear.net 5 points 4 days ago

they shut it down in 2 months after launch

[–] Gorb@hexbear.net 8 points 5 days ago

They should make artifact 2