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[–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 17 points 1 week ago (3 children)

This is disrespectful to George Washington the founder of America who was mostly Dicks.

[–] jacksilver@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago

I heard he was six foot eight and weighed a fucking ton.

Link for the uninitiated - https://youtu.be/qv6OOuPI5c0

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[–] CubitOom@infosec.pub 15 points 1 week ago

Need to make a proposal to limit cross walls to a maximum of 6 crosses.

[–] Nollij@sopuli.xyz 14 points 1 week ago (1 children)

IANAL, but this law is (probably) not currently enforceable due to (among others) Lawrence v. Texas.

However, that was explicitly named as being on the chopping block, so at best it's "not enforceable yet"

[–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago

You said "anal". Heh!

[–] Nougat@fedia.io 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Hairbrush and shampoo bottle sales about to go through the roof.

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[–] bane_killgrind@slrpnk.net 13 points 1 week ago (7 children)

This doesn't effect me, I don't shop at Walmart or have more than six holes.

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[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 13 points 1 week ago

And yet they have such unearned pride as a bastion of freedumb.

[–] NinjaBluesman@discuss.online 12 points 1 week ago

If you get caught, just say its The Salad Mixxxer.

[–] dumbass@leminal.space 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Someone needs to make a Swiss army dildo.

[–] henfredemars@infosec.pub 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

That still only counts as one!

[–] dumbass@leminal.space 4 points 1 week ago

Well fuck me, I give up!

[–] ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 1 week ago

They'll have to come and take them from my cold dead pu-... wait..

[–] ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Great, now where am I gonna find BestValue dildos

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[–] Thcdenton@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago

Rules for thee but not for me, eh Sen. Cruz?

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