Have it your* way.
*your way may involve several hours of configuration
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Linux is a family of open source Unix-like operating systems based on the Linux kernel, an operating system kernel first released on September 17, 1991 by Linus Torvalds. Linux is typically packaged in a Linux distribution (or distro for short).
Distributions include the Linux kernel and supporting system software and libraries, many of which are provided by the GNU Project. Many Linux distributions use the word "Linux" in their name, but the Free Software Foundation uses the name GNU/Linux to emphasize the importance of GNU software, causing some controversy.
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Have it your* way.
*your way may involve several hours of configuration
Make Mac style advert showing everything from a touchscreen experience with fully integrated apps to the most advanced computing one could image
'all in your hands, have it your way'
"Better learn to use the command line, kid"
Your computer needs a dose of FREEEEEEDOM
This seems to imply that Linux makes your computer produce oil
Replace OS before they replace you. Linux - the last adventure.
Your hardware Your choice Your style
more powerful than a speeding loco motive
Good one from back in the day (not mine): "In a world without walls and fences, who needs Windows and Gates?"
But it has a direct reference to it's competitors which won't be viable in 100 years when windows shuts down
Fun facts:
The OS wars are over, and Linux won.
"For slogan, please refer to the according man page"
more seriously maybe "Software it your own way"
Linux. The Power of the Community.
I didn't come up with it and the picture is not mine. I just found it on the internet earlier.
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Its not windows
"It's terminal"
Join a Movement, not a Marketplace
Two out of 10 Linux users agree that insert name here
is the best distro
"It just works"
..because that is the state of a mainstream modern distro, and it's not true of Windows anymore.
Alternatively "No nagging, no forced online account."
It just works (on my machine)
ftfy
Plural.
Can't be arsed fixing that for you.
The least annoying launcher for your web browser
Own your Computer
"Own your computer" and "Free your computer"
With a bit of a double-entendre, "It powers the world", since it's the most common server platform.
More funny: "It's not an OS. It's a hobby."
Batman runs Linux. Shouldn't you?
Linux, when you want to tell the computer to shut the fuck up and just do it's job.
Sovereign Computing