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[–] Aielman15@lemmy.world 99 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (2 children)

There are many uncertainties in today's world, but I can always trust in Thomas the Tank Engine to do the right thing.

[–] I_Miss_Daniel@lemmy.world 16 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] kautau@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

What do you mean, that was for the greater good

[–] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago

Ofcourse that’s because you are a diesel

[–] ummthatguy@lemmy.world 89 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] exu@feditown.com 35 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] IDKWhatUsernametoPutHereLolol@lemmy.dbzer0.com 28 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Nah, didn't say you have to untie anyone that lives. Just wait for a second train and voila!

2 lives directly saved + potentially millions more from averting the wrath of private health insurance death panels

[–] RandomVideos@programming.dev 10 points 2 weeks ago

What if someone else finds the CEO and unties him without knowing their profession

Just kill him directly

[–] ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Nah, didn't say you have to untie anyone that lives. Just wait for a second train and voila!

Everyone gets run over, that way it's fair!

[–] Tattorack@lemmy.world 19 points 2 weeks ago
[–] kreskin@lemmy.world 15 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

What we need now is a ceo advent calendar. A new treat every day.

[–] ZombiFrancis@sh.itjust.works 11 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Dude seems pretty sanguine about being put in this position in panel 1.

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 2 weeks ago

Still no notes

[–] Grass@sh.itjust.works 9 points 2 weeks ago

Shoot him before the train runs him over?

[–] A_Chilean_Cyborg@feddit.cl 6 points 2 weeks ago
[–] BatrickPateman@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] helpImTrappedOnline@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

Love that she has fully embraced 2005 YouTube. Gives us hope for the future.

[–] insomniac_lemon@lemmy.cafe 4 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

I would take this deal. (meaning fate on the tracks)

[–] Joelk111@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago