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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/22508834

I'm a .world user, so i have to say the obvious thing that this is just a joke, and should not be taken seriously

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[–] Ma10gan@slrpnk.net 2 points 6 days ago

Pretty much accurate except that there are no cowboys east of the Mississippi River; that's just regular farmland.

I personally enjoy watching the tourists freeze in t-shirts and shorts in SF in the summer. Granted inland Northern California is way too hot.

Tarheel here...nuh uh!

Also a lot of our biggest military bases are in North Carolina. There's Camp Lejeune, our largest marine base, and to give it it's full legal name, Fort Bragg I Mean Fort Liberty, a very large army base. Also in the state you'll find Seymour Johnson AFB.

[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 1 points 6 days ago

Damned close! Cut off the Florida panhandle and include it with AL and GA and you're golden down South!

[–] Montagge@lemmy.zip 57 points 1 week ago (3 children)

I like that military bases has almost no military installations of any kind in it

[–] richardisaguy@lemmy.world 39 points 1 week ago

Don't worry about that, once the US department of defense sees this map, they will realize the military potential of the place they have no bases at has for having military bases

[–] Archer@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Also perfectly excludes JBLM near Tacoma, WA

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[–] Halosheep@lemm.ee 38 points 1 week ago (8 children)

Pretty accurate. Most of California has pretty mild weather though.

And Louisiana instead of Florida as worst state? Those are fighting words.

[–] mesamunefire@lemmy.world 4 points 6 days ago (1 children)

California is everything. No joke. It was over 110+ this summer but a drive gives you snow. Crazy.

[–] FelixCress@lemmy.world -3 points 6 days ago

Water boils at 100 degrees, so very hot indeed.

[–] Blackout@fedia.io 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

The only seasons in California are sun and fire.

[–] Addv4@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago

Yes, but it doesn't have Florida man. Although I'd suspect Mississippi has higher chance than California.

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[–] NONE_dc@lemmy.world 25 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Why colonize Florida for the Brazilians? Brazil doesn't deserve such horrendous fate.

[–] acockworkorange@mander.xyz 2 points 6 days ago

It’s halfway there.

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[–] disguy_ovahea@lemmy.world 14 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (3 children)

Louisiana is far too rich in culture to be considered our crappiest state.

[–] shani66@ani.social 18 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Mississippi exists, despite it's complete lack of justification to do so.

[–] sangriaferret@sh.itjust.works 4 points 6 days ago

Hey now! Mississippi has... Oh wait. Nevermind.

[–] richardisaguy@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Just like Maranhão(our crappiest state)

[–] acockworkorange@mander.xyz 3 points 6 days ago (2 children)

How can you badmouth Maranhão with Alagoas right there? Or Tocantins.

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 2 points 6 days ago

Nobody even remembers Tocantins. Maybe some very old goianos.

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[–] Kaboom@reddthat.com 1 points 1 week ago

The problem is all the dastardly Fr*nch people!

[–] lvxferre@mander.xyz 10 points 1 week ago

Maps like this remind me that I suck at geography. Whoever annotated those things knows considerably more about USA than I do.

[–] jewbacca117@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I agree they need new borders. Way too damn square.

[–] dsilverz@thelemmy.club 1 points 1 week ago

Mato Grosso and the Federal District are both squarey, too (especially the Federal District).

More accurate than the average american.

[–] Blackout@fedia.io 3 points 1 week ago

I'll have you know I've never had nonconsensual love with a lake. They've always asked for it first.

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