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[–] LouNeko@lemmy.world 28 points 1 day ago (3 children)

But on the flip side. If you tell somebody something they don't know like:

'You can open links in new tabs by klicking on them with the mouse wheel.'

Or

'You can reopen closed tabs by pressing Ctrl+Shift+T'

They look at you like you've just shown them the meaning of life. Bonus points if you see them using it later.

[–] Kuragi2@lemmynsfw.com 8 points 1 day ago

Man, 2 weeks into an IT job, we're doing a presentation and our VP of IT accidentally closed a tab. Felt like a wizard being the only person in the room, somehow, who knew that hotkey.

[–] marximilian@feddit.org 3 points 22 hours ago

You can what?!

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[–] Mr_Dr_Oink@lemmy.world 14 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Having spent many years in tech support and also being my family tech support, this post pains me.greatly.

I get to see other people ways of using the computer daily.

[–] Spacehooks@reddthat.com 3 points 22 hours ago

Watching my partner play a FPS game has the same energy

[–] chiliedogg@lemmy.world 45 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (3 children)

Edit: Cut

Edit: Paste (back in same spot so you don't use the original)

Start Menu: Microsoft PowerPoint

File:New Slide Show

New Slide

Edit: Paste

File: Save: Presentation943.ppt

File:Print

Printer: Microsoft Print to PDF

Save: Presentation943.pdf

Start Menu: Microsoft Edge

Bing Search:Google.com

Google.com search:Yahoo Mail

New email

To:chiliedogg

Subject: link

Message Text:

C:\Users\Windows\Jimmy\Desktop\Presentation943.pdf

[–] ikidd@lemmy.world 21 points 1 day ago
[–] GelatinGeorge@lemmy.world 14 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] chiliedogg@lemmy.world 16 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

I am a little proud of the little details

[–] kamen@lemmy.world 2 points 23 hours ago (1 children)
[–] chiliedogg@lemmy.world 3 points 20 hours ago

There has to be some shame for knowing how to do something so stupidly.

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[–] KillingTimeItself@lemmy.dbzer0.com 27 points 1 day ago (11 children)

there is a reason i use i3wm on linux.

You cannot use my computer, it is impossible.

[–] Infomatics90@lemmy.ca 1 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago)

ah, the feels of keyboard(mostly)only navigation.

bonus points to get someone to quit vim.

[–] Classy@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Part of the reason I installed Arch (BTW) is to see the looks of confusion and concern on my family's faces as I'm computationizing

[–] Infomatics90@lemmy.ca 2 points 20 hours ago

I have never installed pure arch. I like endeavor OS.

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[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 76 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (9 children)

I had a friend once come over and was trying to do something on my computer, and it wasn't working. I tell him exactly what to do, and it doesn't work. I watch him do exactly what needs to be done, and it still doesn't work.

I take control, doing the exact same thing we tried 3 times already... and it works.

I'm convinced electronics just hate some people and refuse to work for them.

[–] AllHailTheSheep@sh.itjust.works 52 points 1 day ago (5 children)

I completely agree. I work in IT, a lot of times I can see that people have taken the exact actions I would, just with no success, until I do it. I always say that it's like the boss walking in a room and suddenly everyone stops misbehaving.

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[–] grrgyle@slrpnk.net 40 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (7 children)

Over the years I've become accustomed to a highly customised, privacy centric, keyboard-driven workflow that makes heavy use of tiling and modality.

I'm also "the technical one" in my family and friend group...

So when people sit me down in front of their bloated, ad-powered, AI "enhanced," stock laptops, and ask me to, essentially spend an hour learning about an obscure Windows problem space, then debugging and implementing the fix, I don't blame them for not realising the pain they cause me.

[–] ikidd@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago

About 10 years ago, I told everyone I helped that I either installed Linux or they were on their own. And I was never going to physically hold an iPhone unless it was to free them up to go find a hammer.

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[–] Blackmist 26 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Watching somebody scroll to the bottom of a very long list by clicking the arrow button under the scrollbar is my idea of hell.

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[–] AgentGrimstone@lemmy.world 40 points 1 day ago (11 children)

Seeing people with respectable typing speed using just their two index fingers. What a waste. They could have been great.

[–] deus@lemmy.world 20 points 1 day ago

Your words do not hurt me, I'm already used to being a diappointment.

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[–] muntedcrocodile@lemm.ee 93 points 2 days ago (4 children)

When they dont use keyboard shortcuts.

[–] KoboldCoterie@pawb.social 71 points 2 days ago (13 children)

Select text -> Edit menu -> Copy, click elsewhere -> Edit menu -> Paste 🤮

[–] maniclucky@lemmy.world 47 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (15 children)

Not knowing Ctrl+shift+esc opens the task manager is one thing, but copy and paste should be taught in school.

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[–] solsangraal@lemmy.zip 59 points 2 days ago (26 children)

watching my boss shut down the front desk computer at EOD:

"you know, instead of clicking the X on 5 windows, you can hit ctrl+shift+Q once and save all that wasted time clicking. AND it saves me time tomorrow by opening all the windows at once, instead of only the last one you closed"

"oh, thanks! you know all the time-savers"

next day:

back to clicking every X

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[–] vismeg@lemmy.ca 1 points 22 hours ago

completely agree

[–] Artyom@lemm.ee 8 points 1 day ago (3 children)

I had to watch someone use emacs today.

[–] Infomatics90@lemmy.ca 3 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

did they have a foot pedal?

[–] Artyom@lemm.ee 1 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

I told them to run git rebase -i, and they never configured their $EDITOR or their git editor, so it opened in vim and I had to intervene.

[–] Infomatics90@lemmy.ca 1 points 15 hours ago

heh nice one.

[–] silasmariner@programming.dev 3 points 23 hours ago

You never quit Emacs. You just... die...

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[–] Omega_Jimes@lemmy.ca 29 points 1 day ago

When I'm in the passenger seat, I push on the imaginary brake. When I'm watching someone on a computer, I'm pushing shortcuts on the imaginary keyboard.

[–] 2ugly2live@lemmy.world 38 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Go on a older person's phone. Whenever I have to do anything on my mom's phone, it gives me a headache. Everything is too bright and big and unorganized and has so man notifications! And her phone is much newer than mine and it's still hard for me.

[–] 4lan@lemmy.world 50 points 1 day ago (1 children)

My mom refuses to turn off notifications from apps so there are constantly 30-40 notifications. Making it completely unusable.

I just don't get it, you can control how your phone works but people act like they can't do a thing

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