jesus christ even in mythology the american is unable to imagine other than a comic book thing
this post was submitted on 22 Nov 2024
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This was made by AI so it just reflects the spiritual rot in the culture that produces the training data.
587hz is ~ a D note, demon starts with D, logic and facts folks
Must be hard for shapshifters to exist at all if they have to avoid music entirely
Gonna go to the symphony in Washington with an ultra high speed camera to see if I can catch the subtle vibrations in the air around politicians as their D-cancelling fields switch on and off during the show.
yes... tell them it's a camera. 
Shhh... 
Egad, a base tone "d" notes a bad age
So that's what causes Havana Syndrome
587 Hertz? way too many because you can only drive one rental car at a time
this joke is 587 hurts
a youtube playing a 10 hour ambient track on loop that is "587hz 777 healing energy align your chakras lucid dream" will have to suffice
video pauses every 12 minutes to play a 30 second ad during which demons seize the opportunity to cast black magic spells on the white house, shapeshifters infiltrate the administration, and reptilians turn back the clockto 2012
unironically scans
Me ringing the bell to keep demons away from Trump (pbuh).
I really want something like this just so i can see the mental gymnastics when Hilary Clinton or whomever stands next to it and doesn't become pink mist or whatever is supposed to happen
tuned wrong
no tune policing!
real
Yeah this isn’t a meme this is 100% factual.
It might be whacky suggestion but it's objectively less damaging than most stuff republicans and a bunch of democrats actually support.
Like it's ovjectively better to pay somebody a full time ceremony to ring the vibes bell every morning than to pay t hat same person to comb through food stamp applications and find people to cut.
How is Elon Musk gonna enter the white house if they do that?
It should be at 20 htz so the president can shit himself
I don't think he needs any help
It's funny that this can genuinely apply to both the president and incoming president
US is cooking itself
Well akshually a symbiote is not a shapeshifter, a reptilian, or a demon; they're aliens.
yeah but what if it's a alien and it's inside the symbiote suit
"increased carbon emissions could have a negative impact on the atmosphere? What crazy person would think our oil companies would ever hurt us!?"
Oh yeah, Trump looks like he's going to make Venom expose himself alright.
(Anyone got any photos of that, after trump rings the bell?)
About time someone came up with moderate common-sense solutions to our problems.
For once I agree with the flat earthers
fuck it, why not?
Do socdems count as shapeshifters?
Well they do shape shift pretty fast into whatever shape neoliberalism demand from them, so i would count them.
Republicans are clearly pushing away the demonic shapeshifter vote. Democrats should take advantage of this and appeal to the reptilian shapeshifter demons