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[–] Blackmist 1 points 7 minutes ago

You have typed $1.00 $2.00 $3.00

Did you mean 15% 25% 40%?

[–] CoolMatt@lemmy.ca 4 points 2 hours ago

I'd just turn around and leave without paying and leave what ever it is I was gonna buy right there at the counter

[–] huzzahunimpressively@lemmy.world 10 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

I just never back to that place and also I'm going to give them a bad review

[–] ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net 4 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Bro if there's a website to share this feedback.

I was just at a restaurant where it was 20%, 30%, or 40% tip, and Custom.

Food was good but fuck that, I'm done.

[–] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 2 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Eh, custom -> 0% works. I prefer to leave cash tips anyway.

[–] PlantDadManGuy@lemmy.world 0 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Custom -25% inconvenience fee.

I wish that worked...

I also wish I could charge businesses for my time dealing with their BS. For example, I needed to go down to the bank to open a new account because they couldn't identify me, but when I showed up, there were no bankers present. So I made an appointment, and still had to wait for a banker. Or when I had to wait on hold for half an hour just to cancel a credit card because there's no way to do that online (and they have no branches), and they do that just to have a chance at convincing me to keep it.

If companies can charge me a fee for "maintenance" or "convenience" or whatever, surely I should be able to charge them a reasonable per-instance inconvenience fee (i.e. my hourly rate at my job, or what I'd charge for contract work).

[–] GhiLA@sh.itjust.works 35 points 8 hours ago (2 children)

Over the last six months or so, I haven't tipped once in any establishment whatsoever. I decided it was a cancerous practice and people deserve to be paid what they're due.

so you just go out and eat without tipping

No, I haven't been out to eat in over six months.

[–] rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee 4 points 5 hours ago

When we say we're against tipping people really say "then don't eat at restaurants" as if that isn't the best thing we can do for ourselves financially. By not paying restaurant prices I only give myself more money.

[–] huzzahunimpressively@lemmy.world -2 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

I'm Mexico a customer was beaten to death for not paying a tip. WTF, they killed a person for not paying like 5 dollars

Big doubt, got a source? I'm guessing there was more to the story.

[–] spongeborgcubepants@lemmy.world 3 points 5 hours ago

Can I pay just the tip?

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 14 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

I agree. The folks who run Square are, indeed, Pieces Of Shit.

That's what you meant, right?

[–] CoolMatt@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

I don't get why people talk shit about you, your comments are funny

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 1 points 2 hours ago

Thank you, I try.

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 8 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago) (1 children)

If this became real, it wouldn't affect me and I'm introverted and near mute in public. I already do this with the "would you like to round up to donate" bullshit. I only have problems saying "no" if it will possibly hurt a person's feelings; idgaf about the feelings of a business.

[–] lud@lemm.ee 2 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

idgaf about the feelings of a business.

Fair enough, but you should know that the money you donate by rounding up doesn't in any way benefit the business. It's your donation and iirc you could even technically write it off your own taxes (doubt it's worth the hassle though)

Also the thing about tips is that it will unfortunately hurt peoples feelings because at least in some places they probably earn below minimum wage. It's absolutely bullshit, but not participating isn't the perfect solution it might seem

[–] eRac@lemmings.world 4 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago)

Not strictly true. CVS, a US retailer, announced they would be donating $10 million to a charity and would be supporting the charity via customer round-up prompts as well.

In reality, they were including the customer donations in the $10 million, so anything customers donated saved them money.

[–] bitjunkie@lemmy.world 3 points 7 hours ago

If I'm talking to a cashier instead of putting my card on the table, I haven't been provided a service that warrants tipping.

[–] ConstantPain@lemmy.world 5 points 10 hours ago

Where's the "Only the tip" button?

[–] TurtleTourParty@midwest.social 1 points 7 hours ago (2 children)

Those tips are too small. It should be set at 18%, 20%, and 25% with no option for tipping less.

[–] enbyecho@lemmy.world 5 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

It should be set at 18%, 20%, and 25% with no option for tipping less.

You are, in essence, giving corporations a 18-25% discount on wages.

[–] TurtleTourParty@midwest.social 1 points 6 hours ago

Exactly. Which would make this theoretical POS even more consumer unfriendly then OP's 2%, 4%, and 6% choices.

More people might be inclined to tell the cashier to remove the tip when it's higher, but if it only shows percentages then people might be inclined to just hit the smallest one instead of doing the math to figure out how much they're tipping.

[–] doomcanoe@sh.itjust.works 1 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Thing is, this is at the dollar store, and you can only buy one item per transaction.

[–] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 0 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Then how did they get a bill of $49.08? Nothing at the dollar store would cost that...

[–] doomcanoe@sh.itjust.works 1 points 24 minutes ago

Taxes?

I'm gonna level with you, I didn't think that far into this...

[–] haulyard@lemmy.world 19 points 23 hours ago

c/assholedesign

[–] KoboldCoterie@pawb.social 147 points 1 day ago (27 children)

POS systems including tip requests really piss me off. We recently discovered a great local restaurant and we order food from them (and pick it up, to take home) a few times a month. They have one of those POS systems and it really irritates me to have to tap 'No Tip' in plain view of the cashier every time. We're picking up food; I'm walking up to a counter, collecting a bag, swiping a credit card and leaving. Why the fuck would I tip for that? I don't tip at the grocery store and cashiers there do the same amount of work.

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[–] psycho_driver@lemmy.world 40 points 1 day ago (6 children)

Yeah that's when I'm hitting cancel.

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