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[–] Carcharodonna@hexbear.net 65 points 1 month ago (4 children)

Very cool story, but also pretty sad how they were able to make the discovery:

For the study, the team examined 28 sharks that had died after being caught as by-catch in fishing nets. While there is some uncertainty in the age estimates, Nielsen stated that the most likely age for the oldest shark was about 390 years, with a 95 percent certainty range of 272 to 512 years.

Imagine surviving almost 400 years to die in a net just so that some hairless apes (humans) who are going to die relatively soon anyways can make more money that they don’t really need.

[–] ReadFanon@hexbear.net 41 points 1 month ago

Older than capitalism

[–] dditty@lemm.ee 30 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

So this is the species of shark that's toxic for humans to eat unless they bury it in the ground and then hang it to dry for 5 months. I do not condone the killing of sharks, especially a versatile eater like the Greenland Shark who helps clean up the ocean, but I have always been slightly curious to try this weird dish they make of them.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/H%C3%A1karl

[–] supafuzz@hexbear.net 36 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I always wonder about the absolute privation that must have been behind the research and development of that bury/hang procedure. imagine the trial and error

dad caught one of these fucking sharks again in his open-top rowboat in some of the most insanely dangerous waters in the world so we're fucking going to figure out how to fucking eat it

[–] 2Password2Remember@hexbear.net 27 points 1 month ago

if the other option is literally starving to death i imagine people will be pretty willing to try to figure it out

Death to America

Iceland is not a real country

[–] marxisthayaca@hexbear.net 11 points 1 month ago

apex predator babeee

[–] corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net 21 points 1 month ago

IT HAS THE CUTE OLD MAN FACE!

[–] Rojo27@hexbear.net 20 points 1 month ago

Looks more lucid than most members of congress too.

[–] CommCat@hexbear.net 20 points 1 month ago (1 children)

according to wiki it takes these dudes around 150 years to reach sexual maturity and they are listed as vulnerable

[–] Frank@hexbear.net 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] VOLCEL_POLICE@hexbear.net 4 points 1 month ago

The VOLCEL POLICE are on the scene! PLEASE KEEP YOUR VITAL ESSENCES TO YOURSELVES AT ALL TIMES.

نحن شرطة VolCel.بناءا على تعليمات الهيئة لترويج لألعاب الفيديو و النهي عن الجنس نرجوا الإبتعاد عن أي أفكار جنسية و الحفاظ على حيواناتكم المنويَّة حتى يوم الحساب. اتقوا الله، إنك لا تراه لكنه يراك.

volcel-police

[–] Lussy@hexbear.net 15 points 1 month ago

He’s adorable

[–] volcel_olive_oil@hexbear.net 13 points 1 month ago

he's so happy to have someone visiting

[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 11 points 1 month ago

That shark is telling a rambling grandpa simpson style story in that pic

[–] Mr_Blott 4 points 1 month ago

Longest living or longest-living?

There's a big difference