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[–] emeralddawn45@discuss.tchncs.de 47 points 2 days ago (3 children)

"Women love when i show them my extruder nozzle"

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[–] ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 103 points 2 days ago (24 children)

Blacksmithing is 88% Was this list made by a metal shop kid?

"Oh babe, I love your soda lime mix. You're not like those other brittle iron bitches out there"

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[–] brlemworld@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

I want to see the list of attractive hobbies of gay men that gay men like. I bet it's like: Rugby, going to the gym, video games, 3d printing, sashaying, cooking

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[–] the_crotch@sh.itjust.works 60 points 2 days ago (14 children)

Judging by what I see on dating sites, fishing is near the bottom of the list. So many women's profiles say something like "I don't want to see a picture of you holding a fish"

[–] ObsidianNebula@sh.itjust.works 33 points 2 days ago (4 children)

I wonder if it is fishing itself that they don't like, or if it is the prevalence of fishing photos on dating sites. I know that a lot of guys post fishing photos on their profiles (probably because most men don't take many photos of themselves but will take photos with a nice catch), so maybe it just seems unoriginal or low effort. I'm honestly not sure, but my only point is that it may not be the hobby itself.

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[–] Katzastrophe@feddit.org 15 points 2 days ago (36 children)

I love how some of those hobbies are literally just chores but fun

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[–] DoucheBagMcSwag@lemmy.dbzer0.com 20 points 2 days ago (6 children)
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[–] curiousaur@reddthat.com 9 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Cooking is my love language. I'm also a sole provider.

[–] madjo@feddit.nl 5 points 1 day ago

Isn't that called a "cobbler"? Or do you only do soles and not the entire shoe?

[–] Slovene@feddit.nl 5 points 1 day ago

Oh. Do you catch them yourself or do you just have connections in the industry?

[–] UmeU@lemmy.world 43 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (3 children)

Getting high and playing video games?

[–] usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca 37 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (36 children)

Pretty sure those made the other list for least attractive

Edit: the other chart

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[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 56 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (7 children)

I read, write, and cook, and can play several instruments (kazoo, mouth harp, washboard, tamborine,...). Where's the women that find me attractive?

[–] baguettefish@discuss.tchncs.de 56 points 2 days ago (1 children)

the trick is that you have to find them instead of just waiting for one to pop out of the ether

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 88 points 2 days ago (8 children)

Well that's some bullshit. 😠

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[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 35 points 2 days ago (5 children)

I’m not into guys but as a woman I’m surprised blacksmithing isn’t higher. How am I supposed to be your knight in shining armor if you can’t make me some shining armor?

[–] merc@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 day ago

It's probably too rare. Like, woodworking is somewhat rare, but to do that you just need a basement or a shed or a garage or something. Blacksmithing actually requires a forge, so I'm assuming that far fewer people actually do it.

With it being so rare, I bet that the women who don't have any experience with a man who's into blacksmithing don't think to mention it, or haven't really thought of it. And the ones who do have experience have had a mixed experience. Blacksmithing is loud and dirty so I bet the charm wears off quickly.

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[–] LotrOrc@lemmy.world 12 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Read this too fast and thought it said most attractive male Hobbits and I was really intrigued

Sad beans

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