I'm a 4 and 7 with a touch of 1, so I guess I'm a hot commodity.
....my dating history tells me otherwise.
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can some one explain this meme to me?
I can't find Saddam Huisen
Okay, this meme actually doesn't contain Saddam Hussein. I know it's a shock, you'd better sit down. Actually lie down. Lower. Lower. Keep going. There he is.
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Do audiobooks count as reading?
No, you have to tell women that your hobby is "listening".
Helps you fake that you read the book, so yes. Just make sure you own enough books to look pretentious and then you're good
1,2,4,6,7,8,10,12,15 I'd say of any of them that cooking is the one that I think really makes a difference.
Weird, "nerd for Marxism" isn't on there... good thing I can cook 😎
Marxists read a lot in my experience
Does growing cannabis count as gardening and what about painting figures?
If you can grow spicy tomatoes you can grow regular ones.
Got reading and foreign languages, woohoo!
most attractive for women
*groans* So much for my gay ass...
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Archery. Archery? Whose hobby is that?
Can't recommend enough. A fantastic sport to pick up for after work if you're working in IT or so, clears your mind, good for the shoulders and the back, and calms you down.
The archers?
I don't do it, but I'd like to. The few times I tried it I quite enjoyed it, it's just hard to find a place near me where I can practice archery. It's quite fun, I think.
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TIL I'm a chick magnet
"traveling" yikes.
That is one way to say, you think wealth is attractive.
I have traveled quite a bit and I like it a lot, but it is no hobby. For it to be a hobby, I would have to have a lot more money.
Once or even twice a year, is hardly a hobby.
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Woodworking 94%. Right.
Try ordering a new lathe after you’re married.
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I want to see the list of attractive hobbies of gay men that gay men like. I bet it's like: Rugby, going to the gym, video games, 3d printing, sashaying, cooking
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