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[–] crony@lemmy.cronyakatsuki.xyz 99 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Those are just čevapi.

Arise balkan gang!

[–] user224@lemmy.sdf.org 14 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Arise balkan gang!

Czechs and Slovaks too. Or at least the meat is the same shape. Usually served with potatoes, raw onion and mustard.

[–] FooBarrington@lemmy.world 15 points 2 days ago (9 children)

Raw onions are criminally underrated

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[–] noodles@sh.itjust.works 134 points 3 days ago (11 children)
[–] HerrVorragend@lemmy.world 67 points 3 days ago (4 children)
[–] UwUhugger@lemmy.world 10 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Also also hungarian fasírt

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[–] beerclue@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)
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[–] ricecake@sh.itjust.works 45 points 3 days ago

And they're delicious. ~Although usually not just plain meat, but filled with wonderful spices~

[–] idunnololz@lemmy.world 14 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (3 children)

No joke I made kofta a few month ago and I will probably not make them again because I didn't realize what they resembled until I put them on my plate.

Edit: I found a photo of it. It's even worse than I remember.

[–] Plastic_Ramses@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago

POV: ate a bag of slivered almonds, and now im looking in the bowl.

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[–] patak@lemmy.world 19 points 2 days ago (3 children)

that exists in bosnia. it is called ćevapi. literally the taste of a hamburger.

[–] lunarul@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

Romania too, but definitely better than a hamburger. It's more like a sausage.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mititei

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[–] slaacaa@lemmy.world 87 points 3 days ago (2 children)
[–] andresil@lemm.ee 28 points 3 days ago

Wanted to say this, up the Balkan gang

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[–] Thcdenton@lemmy.world 13 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] Dozzi92@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Jesus, that's internet HOF shit.

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[–] Boxscape@lemmy.sdf.org 56 points 3 days ago
[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 10 points 2 days ago (1 children)

That shit looks pretty tasty.

[–] Valmond@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago
[–] fne8w2ah@lemmy.world 16 points 2 days ago

That is the shitpost content we need! 🤣

[–] Confused_Emus@lemmy.dbzer0.com 18 points 2 days ago

My dog made a few of those this morning.

[–] Defectus@lemmy.world 10 points 2 days ago

Ah, you made cevapcici, just some onions and kaymak in a lepinja and you're in heaven

[–] pointnull@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

poop pickles

[–] wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 27 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (3 children)

Imagine swallowing one of these plain, with only the grease to lubricate it's journey down your throat.

[–] ummthatguy@lemmy.world 23 points 3 days ago

/s Whatever squires your Delta Flyer

[–] BudgetBandit@sh.itjust.works 11 points 2 days ago (1 children)

When I was in Serbia, that was the standard way to get them served.

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[–] Frostbeard@lemmy.world 14 points 2 days ago (1 children)

In Norway they are sold as fast food and are called rollerburger

[–] roguetrick@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (7 children)

Brother, we sell them in every 7/11 in the US and we pack them with cheese. They are mass produced turds.

[–] sfxrlz@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago

they look like the one that clogged my toilet a couple of days ago.

[–] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 2 days ago

shit with corm

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[–] BlueMagma@sh.itjust.works 9 points 2 days ago (1 children)

This really looks like shit.

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[–] WildPalmTree@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago

Paraphrasing: what is a hot dog but meat in an intestant. When you consume a hot dog, you do not eat the hot dog, you become the hot dog.

[–] rumba@lemmy.zip 8 points 2 days ago

I was on a cruise once. Upper deck mini-buffet had a plate of piped black bean croquettes.

They were lumpy like the beef here, and because they were piped, one side of the ends was pinched off.

The head chef for the boat was making his rounds. We were laughing at the presentation. He smiled at us probably thinking what are these assholes laughing at, he looked down, frowed, what za fuk were zey thinking putting shit out like this. Within a few minutes the pan disappeared and the next day that buffet was quite pretty.

[–] leadore@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago

The correct way to do this is by making them into meatballs and make a meatball sub.

[–] RandomVideos@programming.dev 6 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

I thought this was referring to mici

It took me a while to understand the joke

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 14 points 2 days ago (5 children)

Now do hotdogs in the shape of hamburgers. Just a weird, smooth, round-edged red disc of meat

[–] dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 14 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] FooBarrington@lemmy.world 13 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Actually it's pronounced Bologna I believe

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[–] lvxferre@mander.xyz 7 points 2 days ago

They evolved. Just like they would inside your body.

...in Brazil those are sold in skewers, people call them kafta. And yes, if you don't take care while shaping them, they'll look, well... not really appetising.

[–] radicalautonomy@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago

7-11 Cheeseburger Bite. Hamburger in the shape of a hot dog, with nacho cheese injected into the middle. Put it on a hot dog bun, and top it with their free chili and nacho cheese. Most 7-11s don't carry them any more, so when I find one that does, I immediately buy two and them shotgun them in my car in the parking lot.

Also, some dude said that in the northeast US they call them "hamdogs".

[–] FellowEnt@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 days ago

Sausage in - sausage out.

[–] rwdf@lemmy.world 10 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (2 children)

Blatant rip-off of the Norwegian invention "roller burger", which was a turd shaped hamburger intended to be served at gas stations using their hot dog rollers and a hot dog bun.

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Ive had burgerdogs before, taste pretty good.

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