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[–] geese_feces@hexbear.net 4 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Don Jr is putting on a brave face here, but he is actually very upset that he did not get a happy meal toy.

[–] MF_COOM@hexbear.net 37 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Chapo Traphouse is a podcast featuring Amber A'Lee Frost, Matt Christman, Felix Beiderman, Will Menaker and Virgil Texas

[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 13 points 1 week ago (2 children)

and Virgil Texas

He's come out of hiding?

[–] MF_COOM@hexbear.net 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Yeah he's in the back there see

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[–] Weedian@hexbear.net 6 points 1 week ago
[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 12 points 1 week ago (2 children)

OMG! I didn't even recognize him - has he been working out???

[–] LocalOaf@hexbear.net 14 points 1 week ago

Stand name: Ambassador Kitchen Junior

Stand master: RFK Jr

menacing menacing menacing menacing

[–] MF_COOM@hexbear.net 8 points 1 week ago

Yeah you can tell by the forehead size

[–] AMBER_BOT@hexbear.net 6 points 1 week ago
[–] austinfloyd@ttrpg.network 37 points 1 week ago

5th annual Epstein Island memorial adventure

[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 30 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] GoodGuyWithACat@hexbear.net 18 points 1 week ago

Lolcheeto Express cheeto-man

[–] DogPeePoo@lemm.ee 14 points 1 week ago

Diddler Force One

[–] JoeByeThen@hexbear.net 26 points 1 week ago

E. Coli has the opportunity to do something really funny here.

[–] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 20 points 1 week ago
[–] Yakubian_Thug@lemmygrad.ml 17 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I know Homelander is a fucking Yankoid fascist but you get my point

[–] Redcuban1959@hexbear.net 8 points 1 week ago

Love Sausage would have destroyed the plane lol

[–] corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net 17 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Ok everyone, say "cheeseburger!"

[–] FunkyStuff@hexbear.net 11 points 1 week ago (3 children)

I think this crowd is probably more enthusiastic about cheese pizza.

[–] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 7 points 1 week ago

I was about to comment about really wanting some pizza rn until the context clicked for me

[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 5 points 1 week ago

AS LONG AS IT'S AMERICAN CHEESE!

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[–] invo_rt@hexbear.net 15 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Bruh... McDonald's is only edible within like 5 minutes of it being served. How room temperature are those fries?

[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 10 points 1 week ago

Any time Trump is on video or before a camera - he's performing and it's as real as the most lying reality tv. I assume when it comes to his private jet fast food photo ops - the food is just a prop that gets thrown away.

[–] LigOleTiberal@hexbear.net 15 points 1 week ago (3 children)

did trump really get RFK to eat fucking mcdonalds? that guy hates fast food doesnt he?

[–] miz@hexbear.net 22 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

probably just pressured him into taking the picture with it. this is the kind of ritual humiliation that Trump lives for, he feels it shows loyalty

fall-in-line

[–] FnordPrefect@hexbear.net 8 points 1 week ago

feast-1feast-2 "And you all thought golden showers were my humiliation fetish"

[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 20 points 1 week ago (3 children)

WHEN ZEUS HIMSELF OFFERS YOU WONDERFUL WONDERFUL AMBROSIA - YOU BEND THE KNEE AND EAT IT.

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Seriously though - the two of them are such a weird, unnatural fit. My wild hunch is that even before Trump's inauguration - Trump gets very angry at RFK Jr. for his desire to ban some obscure ingredient in diet drinks that Diet Coke has. And then Trump throws RFK Jr. off the Trump Train and calls him a "nut".

[–] ElChapoDeChapo@hexbear.net 15 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Then the dems actually run RFK in 2028 because we're in hell

[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 9 points 1 week ago

I can already hear r/politics in my head...

Look, we need to grow our base to win. That's a fact. It's as simple as that. RFK Jr. isn't any liberal's idea of a perfect candidate but...

[–] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 6 points 1 week ago

No. You look Uncle Zeus in the eye and hand him 2 Ambrosias and force him to humble himself in accordance with ye olde family customs and then you sneer until he gives up at least a rare boon.

[–] Bureaucrat@hexbear.net 5 points 1 week ago

The man behind him is pointing a pistol at his head

[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 14 points 1 week ago (2 children)

A Blueksy "Caption this" thread - https://subium.com/profile/beingliberal.bsky.social/post/3lb5xuy3ddk2l

[spoiler] low energy

Snakes on a plane.

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Post-election - Bluesky has become a lot less fun for me. The quality of posts and threads has gone downhill. A huge number of shitlibs, turbolibs, grifter libs, resistance libs, the most tedious rockstar libs, etc have come over from Twitter so it's like lib Twitter but far worse. It's a lib echo chamber due to Bluesky's nuclear block and the libs block super-fetish. Also there are LISTS of people they block which are shared. Libs are blocking leftists they never spoke to or even saw the display name of.

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[–] lemmyseizethemeans@lemmygrad.ml 14 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I guarantee that went straight into the garbage after the photo was taken

[–] GoodGuyWithACat@hexbear.net 13 points 1 week ago

We're crashing this economy... With no survivors!

[–] CutieBootieTootie@hexbear.net 13 points 1 week ago

Children who love children

[–] dumpster_dove@hexbear.net 12 points 1 week ago

nightmare blunt rotation

[–] LigOleTiberal@hexbear.net 10 points 1 week ago

the world's greatest plane crash waiting to happen

[–] D61@hexbear.net 10 points 1 week ago

Back when I would occasionally go to family reunion type things for holiday's, there would be at least one outing to some fast food restaurant while the "big" meal was being prepared and monopolizing the kitchen.

There would be at least one photo taken by a family member that looked like this.

[–] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 9 points 1 week ago (2 children)
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[–] LocalOaf@hexbear.net 6 points 1 week ago

"Manpads" aren't just for trans men

[–] Redcuban1959@hexbear.net 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I hope they just throw elon out of the plane

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[–] ThermonuclearEgg@hexbear.net 5 points 1 week ago

Proposed 2025 official portrait

[–] Strayce@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 1 week ago
[–] Sulvor@hexbear.net 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] Kumikommunism@hexbear.net 7 points 1 week ago

The answer whenever Trump is presented an option while purchasing something is always "the gaudiest you have" and really there's nothing more American than that. My president.

[–] o_d@lemmygrad.ml 4 points 1 week ago

3... 2... 1... OZEMPIC!

Is anyone actually hungry?

No

No

No

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