Goddamn it Jesus you couldn't go do the money changers again? The banks my man not monks, the banks!
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I am intrigued as to what the "historical artefact" is.
It just so happened to be the monastery that kept the cudgel of St. Patrick.
An elegant weapon for a more civilized age.
THAT’S what St. Patrick’s Day should be about.
Strange how if you search for another source rather than clicking an utter shitrag like The Mirror, every single result is by an utter fucking shitrag
https://www.cbsnews.com/news/spain-friars-killed-injured-monastery/
https://elpais.com/espana/2024-11-10/detenido-el-autor-del-ataque-que-dejo-a-siete-monjes-heridos-en-el-monasterio-de-gilet.html - El País is considered a newspaper of record, the automated translation isn't too bad.
Religion, the eternal mental illness.
This makes me wanna go have fisticuffs with this Jesus guy declaring myself Methuselah. Get him in a headlock and demand he bless me.
“Jesus tags in Herod the Great! Herod’s climbing the turnbuckles… he’s on the top rope… pauses a moment to get the crowd behind him… oh, he’s going for the elbow drop on Methuselah…!”
GTA 6 is going to have to work really hard to top the current reality.
Screw gta, this is something out of postal.
The monks should have signed his petition
It's a fighting Jesus then
He's not the Jesus we want, but he's the Jesus we need
Dunno about you but I believe him
Welp. Title claimed.