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Leopards Ate My Face

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[–] Big_Boss_77@lemmynsfw.com 6 points 49 minutes ago

You know the Sara Mclaughlin commercials with all the sad, sick, and starving puppies? Do you think there's a similar market for engorged, morbidly obese leopards?

[–] jordanlund@lemmy.world 21 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

"All she had to do was stop the war in Lebanon and Gaza and she would receive everyone's votes here," Dearborn's Democratic mayor, Abdullah Hammoud, told the Associated Press.

Spot the mayor who has no idea what the job of Vice President actually is...

[–] BrokenGlepnir@lemmy.world 6 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

Depending on what they mean by "stop the war" in gaza, if they mean the current hostilities (which, yeah it's what she probably meant) or end the conflict in its entirety, that could be the biggest God damn ask I've ever heard.

[–] jordanlund@lemmy.world 3 points 52 minutes ago

Particularly since the US is not one of the parties at war.

[–] tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 41 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

I'm guessing leopardsatemyface is gonna be the new hermancainaward hotbed of schadenfreude over the next 4 years

[–] CitizenKong@lemmy.world 24 points 8 hours ago

I guess you could also call it "they did nazi that coming".

[–] Wrench@lemmy.world 71 points 12 hours ago (6 children)

Eh. Fuck off. I really don't care anymore.

You chose this. You knew exactly what was at stake, you knew who Trump was beyond any shadow of a doubt, you knew he was going to fully enable Isreal to wipe your family off the face of the earth. You knew.

I fought all the bad faith arguments flying around here and beyond. All the "never genocide" bullshit. Every day, for the better part of a year.

But you played stupid fucking games. And now we all have to find out.

It sucks because people will suffer. Likely people I care about too. But this bleeding heart "liberal" has been bled dry. I can't muster any more fucks.

[–] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 2 points 53 minutes ago

"it's not my lesson to learn" has been my consoling mantra.

[–] intelisense@lemm.ee 14 points 7 hours ago

It's curious that these people never targeted the Republican position on Gazza, even though it was clear from the polls that Trump had a good chance of winning.

[–] scrubbles@poptalk.scrubbles.tech 29 points 10 hours ago

I'm with you bud. I honestly tried. Lesser of two evils, help everyone, people deserve safety nets. Well the people I was fighting to help overwhelmingly voted against all of those. I honestly feel for anyone who voted for the same things I did and lost, but anyone who didn't vote or voted to remove those protections I'm done feeling bad for.

Sorry grandma, you voted in the man who openly wanted to get rid of Medicare. Don't care anymore. You needed Obamacare but voted for the people who openly said they'd repeal it? Too bad, get some bootstraps.

Again, those who voted to protect those things I feel for and I still want to help, but I'm done trying to help those who openly push against me.

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[–] scarabine@lemmynsfw.com 122 points 15 hours ago (6 children)

“They voted for Trump to punish the Democrats.”

Oh, that didn’t work. Losing elections isn’t the same as being punished. Not saying it was a bad move, I’m saying it was the wrong one. It was also a bad move though.

“All Harris had to do was stop the war.”

Oh is that it? Just as a VP / figurehead, swoop on over and say, “Stop it.” Man, why hasn’t anyone ever tried that before?

Dearborn, I hope your lives work out ok. You’ve really fucked up.

[–] Nougat@fedia.io 63 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

"We would have voted for Harris if she would just have brought peace to the Middle East!"

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[–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 25 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

And cured cancer. That's all that we need.

...and solved world hunger.

We don't need anything except peace in the middle east, a cure for cancer, and solutions to world hunger. And that's it!

[–] Nougat@fedia.io 8 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

You just made me hear Steve Martin.

[–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 4 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago) (1 children)

Ha! Good. I'm glad I pulled it off. I wasn't sure if it would be obvious or not.

[–] Nougat@fedia.io 5 points 11 hours ago

Amazing mashup of The Jerk and the Christmas skit.

[–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 15 points 12 hours ago

Not just as a VP, but it's not even our fucking war. She's going to go stop the war being waged by a sovereign nation? MK then!

[–] DharkStare@lemmy.world 24 points 14 hours ago (5 children)

That tactic was tried in 2016 and failed. The political party isn't the one getting punished when you vote that way nor does it encourage them to change their ways.

Changing the direction of a political party is a long, drawn out affair that requires sustained political action over the course of years.

I have a feeling a lot of people who voted for Trump are going to be hurt by his policies and they're going to be completely shocked as though this wasn't known already. How could they possibly have known the person who bragged about hurting them when elected would actually hurt them when elected? /s

[–] BlameTheAntifa@lemmy.world 22 points 14 hours ago

They won’t be shocked. They’ll blame it on liberals and democrats and anyone else who had nothing to do with it… because nothing is ever their fault, it’s always a conspiracy by someone else.

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[–] finitebanjo@lemmy.world 19 points 15 hours ago (5 children)

I hope it doesnt work out for them. I kind of hope a bunch of them die in a fire because that's about what it's going to take for people to start understanding how serious all of this is.

[–] Sanctus@lemmy.world 29 points 15 hours ago* (last edited 15 hours ago) (1 children)

Not really, so many died from COVID and look at us. They'd say the fire was Chinese.

[–] Feathercrown@lemmy.world 4 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago) (1 children)

Supposedly some people who were directly impacted did change their minds. Not many proportionally were in that situation though.

[–] Sanctus@lemmy.world 3 points 9 hours ago

Canada just had the first case of human transmission in bird flu. Guess we'll get to grab some more data to show them.

[–] Ioughttamow@fedia.io 14 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

My dream schadenfreude scenario is that a hurricane wipes out the Villages in Florida, and it’s bad because Trump privatized NOAA, so no one knew to evacuate, then when they’re picking up the pieces they get hit with a wet bulb event.

[–] mkwt@lemmy.world 10 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

By "wet bulb event" do you mean when the wet bulb temperature exceeds around 94 F and you will literally eventually die without air conditioning? Because, yeah, that's incredibly scary.

We had a couple of those days in Texas this summer.

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[–] Mishmash2000@lemmy.nz 75 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

A world renowned, pathological liar "played you"? The guy famous for a decades long history of incredible contradictions, tall tales and epic falsehoods. That guy. The Mythomaniac to end all mythomanics. The compulsive liar that lies more easily than he breaths? He played you? Really? I'm shocked!

[–] Feathercrown@lemmy.world 7 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago) (1 children)

I am still shocked about one thing: How could they fall for it???

[–] Pandantic@midwest.social 2 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Most didn’t, they fell for the third party choice.

[–] Feathercrown@lemmy.world 2 points 1 hour ago

Still counts

[–] TokenBoomer@lemmy.world 18 points 12 hours ago

Headline is misleading. It was a quote from a single individual.

[–] Nusm@yall.theatl.social 78 points 16 hours ago
[–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 11 points 12 hours ago

Yes, no shit. We tried to tell you. Unfortunately you were too heartless to listen until it impacted you personally.

[–] db2@lemmy.world 49 points 16 hours ago (3 children)

Only now, at the end, do you understand?

[–] reddig33@lemmy.world 44 points 15 hours ago

I don’t feel sorry for these people. We’ve been through the Trump administration once already. They completely knew what they were voting for.

[–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 10 points 12 hours ago

They still don't understand, they just don't like that it's going to affect them.

[–] sik0fewl@lemmy.ca 12 points 15 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago)

To be fair, Rashida Tlaib basically told them not to vote for Harris. Probably should reconsider voting for her next election.

[–] Netux@lemmy.world 9 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago) (1 children)

Love how one person's quote is supposed to represent Dearborn. It was literally a fuck you to dems. Everyone in Dearborn knows trump is also going to do it. Rebuking the dems for doing it was the least they could do. They gave dems every opportunity to stop it.

If all of you libs that wish ill upon them because your team didn't win had a moment of self reflection you would realize that the dems weren't saving anyone even if they won. When fascism shows up, blue or red, you fight it.

Notice how the dems aren't doing every maneuver they can to clip Trump's upcoming power. Hell a bunch voted to allow charities and other ngos to be able to be declared terrorist. Thankfully some of the lesser known dems fought it off. The party leaders are part of the ruling class.

Get off your assess and start doing some direct community support or action, no one is coming to save us, we protect us.

[–] TherapyGary@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago)

This doesn't even belong in this community. I think it being posted here makes people who don't read past the headline think they voted for Trump

Edit: I guess some of them did, but I don't recall Trump ever being dishonest about his support for Israel, so I don't see how he "played" them

[–] ThirdWorldOrder@lemm.ee 33 points 16 hours ago (3 children)

“Cut off your nose to spite your face.”

[–] Breve@pawb.social 1 points 1 hour ago

It's like the trolley problem but the person pulls the lever to kill as many people as possible to "send a message" to whoever is tying up people on trolley tracks.

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[–] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 24 points 15 hours ago

Cool, we all get to suffer for it

[–] cabron_offsets@lemmy.world 20 points 16 hours ago
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