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[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 64 points 1 day ago (7 children)

Or rather: don't fake orgasms, make sure he knows if there's something he can do better.

Constrictive criticism and pointers is how we get better, especially at doing the things YOU specifically like.

If he can't roll with that, though, kick his ass to the curb. Maybe point and laugh at his weird penis first πŸ˜›

[–] LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.dbzer0.com 51 points 1 day ago (16 children)

Was with you until you thought pointing and laughing would help make someone see the light

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[–] joyjoy@lemm.ee 12 points 1 day ago

If he can't do it, flip him over and do it yourself.

[–] bcgm3@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

Constrictive criticism and pointers is how we get better

A Boa Constrictor saying "YAAASS!!!"

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[–] pyre@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago (2 children)
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[–] PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 38 points 1 day ago (2 children)

More like

Fake orgasms and just pee on him to secretly assert dominance

[–] ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Please don't pee on your partner without consent.

[–] interdimensionalmeme@lemmy.ml 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

No sex without the presence of our notary dear.

[–] KrankyKong@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago

"Honey, come back to bed'

"One sec dear, I have to scan your consent form"

[–] 0xD@infosec.pub 13 points 1 day ago

Dominance? I'd be ready for three more rounds immediately.

[–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 92 points 1 day ago (5 children)

Most men are a lot more receptive to input than many women give us credit for. For the mist part, men do not want to be known as a terrible lay. If your man doesn't think he needs pointers, get someone else to treat you right.

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[–] Coreidan@lemmy.world 14 points 1 day ago

Ya you just suck at communicating. It’s probably why most of your relationships fail.

[–] Soulg@sh.itjust.works 80 points 1 day ago (3 children)

I know the tone of this is supposed to be "haha you suck" but if you fake it then you're only going to make the guy keep doing the thing that didn't work. Help them learn how to be better because they can't feel what you're feeling.

[–] MisterFrog@lemmy.world 2 points 19 hours ago

I don't like the overall message society gives that men need to be "good at sex" instead of people mutually enjoying the experience.

To me it's akin to someone calling you boring to talk with, while they contribute nothing to the conversation other than showing up.

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[–] feedum_sneedson@lemmy.world 25 points 1 day ago (8 children)
[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago (5 children)

I kissed a girl and I liked it, but as I'm a heterosexual man, that's not especially transgressive.

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[–] TheRealKuni@lemmy.world 14 points 1 day ago (2 children)
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[–] Zannsolo@lemmy.world 34 points 1 day ago (4 children)

I'm lucky my wife orgasms easily from PIV makes me feel like a champ but really it's just her body that makes it happen.

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[–] UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 78 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

How is he supposed to get better if you don't give feedback?

[–] BatrickPateman@lemmy.world 34 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Exactly. Leave a one star review for his address on Google Maps or something.

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[–] 33550336@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago

As a femdom fan, I fully support this idea

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