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[–] Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca 60 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

In John's defense, that guy looks pissed. Pocahontas was like:

[–] stinky@redlemmy.com 4 points 1 week ago

"I'm 14 and don't speak English! Please don't turn me into an unwilling concubine and forbid me from seeing my parents ever again!"

[–] superkret@feddit.org 31 points 2 weeks ago
[–] Delphia@lemmy.world 29 points 2 weeks ago

Because given what I know about how Native Americans were treated his thoughts were "Well, dont want to rape that..."

[–] Nuke_the_whales@lemmy.world 25 points 2 weeks ago

At least he didn't get raped like Pocahontas did

[–] smokin_shinobi@lemmy.world 12 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] FenrirIII@lemmy.world 17 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

It's actually more of a pink mist.

[–] MajorHavoc@programming.dev 6 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Mist? It's pretty foggy, but I don't think he missed.

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

“Can you paint with all the colors of my brain?”

[–] 0ops@lemm.ee 5 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)
[–] stinky@redlemmy.com 4 points 1 week ago

The fate of this Pocahontas is far far more merciful than the fate of the real one.

[–] Samsy@lemmy.ml 3 points 2 weeks ago

Damn, near all princess movies would be a disaster, beauty and the beast for example. Maybe "kiss the frog" could work in a gay variant.

[–] Confused_Emus@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 2 weeks ago

Had me really interested for the first few frames.

[–] Allero@lemmy.today 3 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

I'm not aware, was Pocahontas shot like that or is it a post about men hate?

[–] Nelots@lemm.ee 36 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

I believe he was going to shoot but stopped when he saw she was a pretty woman. Here's the scene if you want to see for yourself.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Z5QnhXbfZaE&t=85

[–] Allero@lemmy.today 4 points 2 weeks ago

Ohhhh, I see! Thanks!

[–] octopus_ink@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 weeks ago