this post was submitted on 08 Nov 2024
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[–] 2ugly2live@lemmy.world 127 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] shneancy@lemmy.world 130 points 4 days ago

hi, i'd like to unread your post please

[–] NotBillMurray@lemmy.world 28 points 3 days ago

What a terrible day to be literate.

[–] Metype@lemmy.world 55 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Thanks for absolutely ruining my kink. Now I need to go find a new one.

[–] Dorkyd68@lemmy.world 15 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I hear testicle torture is what all the hip kids are doing now

[–] masterofn001@lemmy.ca 10 points 4 days ago (1 children)

That....sounds ... Horrible.

Oh, wait, wrong kink.

[–] slartibartfast@lemm.ee 69 points 4 days ago (1 children)

That doesn’t sound like Trump, someone Trumpify it.

[–] OmegaMouse@pawb.social 136 points 4 days ago (3 children)

So Elon tells me... he tells me... please, please let me cum Mr Trump. Can you believe that? As you all know, I'm the greatest, the greatest at edging. I'm all for it but... these people... you can't let 'em have it that easy... you really can't

[–] Hideakikarate@sh.itjust.works 21 points 4 days ago (1 children)

This is so close. The only issue I have with it is that it's too "on topic". He should be talking about edging Musk but then somehow segue into something else entirely. Something like, I don't know, how much he hates immigrants.

[–] Jax@sh.itjust.works 3 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Yeah it needs to segue into him fixating on something one of his political opponents said and how that's totally not true and that he's got the best x you've ever seen. You've never seen better x.

[–] slartibartfast@lemm.ee 4 points 3 days ago

β€œHillary couldn’t make them cum like I could. Lewinsky came up to me begging for help”

[–] lemmylommy@lemmy.world 23 points 4 days ago

You can tell it really happened because he did not add β€žSirβ€œ.

[–] Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works 7 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Too coherent for him in 2024. You have to end on a different topic than you started on.

[–] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago

yea needs to stop mid sentence and start talking about bald eagles and wind turbines

[–] Senseless@feddit.org 56 points 4 days ago

How to delete someone else's post?

[–] cmrn@lemmy.world 22 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Trump describing Elon’s rockets like he was a toddler on Christmas had me crawling in my skin

[–] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 7 points 3 days ago

that is how Elon deserves to be treated from now until the end of his life

[–] NoForwardslashS@sopuli.xyz 32 points 4 days ago

This is the worst genre of fanfic

What a terrible day to have eyes

I wish I could unread something

[–] Mr_Dr_Oink@lemmy.world 7 points 3 days ago
[–] papalonian@lemmy.world 12 points 4 days ago

I didn't like that ☹️

[–] N00b22@lemmy.ml 4 points 3 days ago

Lol, his shirt says CCUMARS.

[–] schnokobaer@feddit.org 6 points 4 days ago
[–] HawlSera@lemm.ee 2 points 3 days ago

So is he going to do the thing Mitt Romney did after sucking up to this guy? Realize it's a hard mistake, destroy his own political career, and THEN run to the Left?

No elon you have cummed enough