this post was submitted on 07 Nov 2024
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And maybe an audio translator that makes him sound like a normal human being…or a high pitched voice that makes you giggle when you hear it.

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[–] Sparky@lemmy.blahaj.zone 40 points 5 days ago (1 children)

So I've thought about making an inpainting tool for removing useless red circles from memes, but your idea might be better tbh.

[–] JaymesRS@literature.cafe 33 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] Sparky@lemmy.blahaj.zone 16 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (2 children)

Hey you forgot the red arrow!

[–] JaymesRS@literature.cafe 20 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] Sparky@lemmy.blahaj.zone 12 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Gosh I can't see the red arrow. You need to add a circle showing where the red arrow is so I can find the other circle

[–] JaymesRS@literature.cafe 21 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] ayyy@sh.itjust.works 7 points 5 days ago

How am I supposed to know this image is funny without any cry-laugh emojis showing me what to do?

[–] Belgdore@lemm.ee 3 points 5 days ago

I know, I can’t even tell what I’m supposed to be looking at

[–] babybus@sh.itjust.works 24 points 5 days ago

OP came up with the first useful application of AI.

His voice... Do something about his voice. I just fucking can't take another 4 years of it.

[–] sirico 13 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I remember this episode of Black Mirror

[–] obscur_e@lemm.ee 2 points 5 days ago

I like more another one with the pig

[–] GrammarPolice@lemmy.world 8 points 5 days ago (3 children)

KEEP POLITICAL POSTS OFF OF NON POLITICAL COMMUNITIES!!! ❌❌❌

[–] kibiz0r@midwest.social 16 points 5 days ago

Everything is political.

[–] TheRaven@lemmy.ca 11 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I’d be happy if Lemmy implemented tags and each community enforced them. Then clients could just filter out “politics”

[–] Pika@sh.itjust.works 1 points 4 days ago (1 children)

most mobile clients allow for it based off titles and post content, some sneak through like this one, but overall the feature exists for third party.

[–] TheRaven@lemmy.ca 1 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Yeah, but so many posts don’t include political keywords in the titles. I have a lot filtered out, but unless we enforced tagging, a lot still comes through.

[–] Pika@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 days ago

Yeah I hear that, like this post slipped through because they used the term orange man instead, cuz normally I wouldn't see political like these unless I actively seek them out

[–] ayyy@sh.itjust.works -1 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] GhiLA@sh.itjust.works 1 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Not grabbing a gun and heading to a capital building yet? Found the coward.

Let's one-up each other to see who's more woke. Are you trans too?

[–] ayyy@sh.itjust.works 1 points 4 days ago (1 children)

No, but I do participate in an underground railroad network to house and transport people who would otherwise not have access to gender-affirming healthcare.

[–] GhiLA@sh.itjust.works 1 points 4 days ago (1 children)

that's actually dope and I didn't even know that was a thing.

[–] ayyy@sh.itjust.works 1 points 4 days ago

I don’t know how much longer it will be a thing now :(

[–] JackbyDev@programming.dev 6 points 5 days ago

Wish I could block someone IRL like they do in this episode. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/White_Christmas_(Black_Mirror)

[–] kriz@slrpnk.net 6 points 5 days ago (2 children)

There's some kind of program out there that replaces his face with a kitten. My wife has had it on her computer for years

[–] Naja_Kaouthia@lemmy.world 12 points 5 days ago

It's called Make America Kittens Again and I just turned mine back on. It's a Firefox extension.

[–] c0smokram3r@midwest.social 3 points 5 days ago

I might just return to monk 📵