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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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[–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 108 points 1 week ago (7 children)
[–] babybus@sh.itjust.works 30 points 1 week ago (1 children)
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[–] Backlog3231@reddthat.com 28 points 1 week ago

Sadomasochism

[–] rayquetzalcoatl@lemmy.world 27 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I'm pretty sure it means "some", given the context

[–] Rusty@lemmy.ca 24 points 1 week ago (3 children)

What do people do with with all that time they save by skipping 2 letters?

[–] ikidd@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)
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[–] Rinox@feddit.it 7 points 1 week ago

I'm pretty sure that, with autocorrect, it's harder to write sm than some, so idk ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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[–] FiskFisk33@startrek.website 14 points 1 week ago

shitting myself

[–] Snowpix@lemmy.ca 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)
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[–] Object@sh.itjust.works 91 points 1 week ago

On the bright side, she cares about you! People usually don't do that to strangers.

[–] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 77 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Man, if you're throwing rizz for three months, you ain't throwing rizz.

[–] papalonian@lemmy.world 16 points 1 week ago (1 children)

... So should I stop trying to date 😩

[–] NegativeInf@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] Mango@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] NegativeInf@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Too low. Pull up! Pull up!

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[–] idiomaddict@lemmy.world 74 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] BackOnMyBS@lemmy.autism.place 21 points 1 week ago (3 children)

auties usually spot other auties easily

[–] idiomaddict@lemmy.world 17 points 1 week ago

Yeah, I assume she is, he isn’t, and she’s opening up to him a little.

Before I realized I was autistic, I had a bad understanding of it, so I definitely rejected people trying to connect with me about my obvious autism, because I thought it precluded the ability to empathize (laughably incorrect, but that’s ignorance for ya). That’s also a chance.

But it’s a greentext, so there’s probably no girl and OP’s a liar anyway :)

[–] BluesF@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago

Misread this as "aunties" and what a hilarious idea. Aunties just spotting each other and giving the nod.

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[–] gofsckyourself@lemmy.world 73 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Call me an old curmudgeon, but I just cannot get behind "sm" or "smth". I hope that trend dies.

"Rizz" on the other hand is a fantastic term.

[–] Dasus@lemmy.world 37 points 1 week ago (1 children)

"Sm" seems too short but "smth" has been used for decades.

[–] Valmond@lemmy.world 14 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] FiskFisk33@startrek.website 10 points 1 week ago (3 children)

I still don't know what that means , but I always read it as "Shit in My Hands"

[–] pewgar_seemsimandroid@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 1 week ago (2 children)

i think it's 'shaking my head'

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[–] Dasus@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Well that's a different thing, as it's not an abbreviation, but an acronym. Which is why that actually gave me pause after years of using "smth" online, because I always read "smh" as "something" instead of "shaking my head."

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[–] ikidd@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I though it stood for "sadomasochism" and was trying to figure out what that meant here.

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[–] pinkystew@reddthat.com 6 points 1 week ago

Right now it's popular to reduce words to three letters. On god. Mid. No cap. The trend seems to be removing as much information as possible while still leaving the meaning intact. It's an art form in the slang world apparently

[–] stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com 54 points 1 week ago

it's only "rizzing up a girl" if it's actually working lol anon is delulu

[–] RecluseRamble@lemmy.dbzer0.com 50 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (6 children)

You really cannot understand this without known what "sm" means here. Can someone please explain?

Edit: Thanks for the replies. But I just realized that wasn't all that is needed to understand. Key ring drawings having meaning? Is that some esoteric shit? Probably best, I just leave this thread for some memes I do get.

[–] BallsandBayonets@lemmings.world 38 points 1 week ago (10 children)

By context I think the room temperature IQ poster is saying "something", but as I am one of The Olds, I cannot be sure. I know rizz as a noun, so it doesn't make sense in the context they used it in.

It can be used as a verb too, it just means to flirt with someone.

Rizz here is to flirt.

[–] dodgy_bagel@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 1 week ago

It's a verb too.

Rizz = charisma.

To rizz = to be charismatic.

Sometimes it's the same as flirting, but sometimes it isn't.

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[–] greengear5@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 week ago

I read it as 'some'.

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 8 points 1 week ago

By context, I'm pretty sure it's just shorthand for "something."

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[–] metaStatic@kbin.earth 35 points 1 week ago

He Rizzed in his pants

[–] abbadon420@lemm.ee 32 points 1 week ago (4 children)

What blue drawing?

Like this:

Or Like this:

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[–] Etterra@lemmy.world 29 points 1 week ago (1 children)

First of all, stop saying "rizz" because you sound like an idiot.

Fake: Annon is 100% autistic

[–] Shard@lemmy.world 16 points 1 week ago

Anon used the word rizz. QED, anon is autist

[–] Jake_Farm@sopuli.xyz 15 points 1 week ago

Well, are you?

[–] finkrat@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

You LIGHT IT UP BLUE and avoid staring at the light because it's painful to look at

And embrace all the puzzle pieces because you're a five year old even as you ascend into your adult years and continue to get infantilized

Greet her HELLO FELLOW PERSON WITH AUTISM, talk about how ABA therapy is totally not traumatizing you

It's okay, Autism Speaks will find a cure and ~~initiate a eugenics campaign to erase and prevent Autistic births~~ CURE THE AUTISM!

...

(Tone is /s)

[–] chemical_cutthroat@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago

Seems like a Florence Nightingale set up. Go get some, OP.

[–] feedum_sneedson@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago

A very calculated rejection.

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