Yeah I don't think you can mimic how a bear would kill someone.
*Headline wasn't what I read it as, the actual friend did find him like that and thought it was a bear attack.
this post was submitted on 24 Oct 2024
166 points (97.2% liked)
News
23284 readers
3908 users here now
Welcome to the News community!
Rules:
1. Be civil
Attack the argument, not the person. No racism/sexism/bigotry. Good faith argumentation only. This includes accusing another user of being a bot or paid actor. Trolling is uncivil and is grounds for removal and/or a community ban. Do not respond to rule-breaking content; report it and move on.
2. All posts should contain a source (url) that is as reliable and unbiased as possible and must only contain one link.
Obvious right or left wing sources will be removed at the mods discretion. We have an actively updated blocklist, which you can see here: https://lemmy.world/post/2246130 if you feel like any website is missing, contact the mods. Supporting links can be added in comments or posted seperately but not to the post body.
3. No bots, spam or self-promotion.
Only approved bots, which follow the guidelines for bots set by the instance, are allowed.
4. Post titles should be the same as the article used as source.
Posts which titles don’t match the source won’t be removed, but the autoMod will notify you, and if your title misrepresents the original article, the post will be deleted. If the site changed their headline, the bot might still contact you, just ignore it, we won’t delete your post.
5. Only recent news is allowed.
Posts must be news from the most recent 30 days.
6. All posts must be news articles.
No opinion pieces, Listicles, editorials or celebrity gossip is allowed. All posts will be judged on a case-by-case basis.
7. No duplicate posts.
If a source you used was already posted by someone else, the autoMod will leave a message. Please remove your post if the autoMod is correct. If the post that matches your post is very old, we refer you to rule 5.
8. Misinformation is prohibited.
Misinformation / propaganda is strictly prohibited. Any comment or post containing or linking to misinformation will be removed. If you feel that your post has been removed in error, credible sources must be provided.
9. No link shorteners.
The auto mod will contact you if a link shortener is detected, please delete your post if they are right.
10. Don't copy entire article in your post body
For copyright reasons, you are not allowed to copy an entire article into your post body. This is an instance wide rule, that is strictly enforced in this community.
founded 1 year ago
MODERATORS
If I were in the friend's position I doubt I would have gotten a close enough look to differentiate. The autopsy said the victim had "multiple chop wounds" including to the skull so it was probably a machete or ax attack. With lots of long deep wounds and blood there wasn't much chance he was alive when the friend found him so it's plausible that the friend didn't actually go into the campsite, just saw the blood and assumed it was a bear because what other animal could do that much damage.
what other animal could do that much damage.
Humans :^(
I want to downvote this answer because of how it makes me feel. But... yeah.
Fun fact, there’s a possibility that our hands evolved the way they did, because using them as clubs was useful.
And by fun, I mean depressing.
So are you saying that if I had to choose between a random human or a random bear then I should pick the bear?
Undisputed world champion killers
IIRC it's not even close if we consider insects (because of mosquitoes) but otherwise I think you're actually right
Homo homini ursus
This is not far from Yellowstone so there will be grizzlies in that area. I could absolutely see someone finding this scene and getting panicked and running to find a cell signal instead of performing forensic analysis of the scene. But yeah the cops weren't the ones saying it was a bear, they got it at least.
Bears will usually drag you out of the tent and start eating you in the open. They don’t usually kill to kill. They kill by consuming.
PSA: Bear attacks are incredibly rare. Most attacks are "get away from me and my cubs". They do not see humans as food and do not hunt humans, those incredibly rare cases are sick or starving bears.
When I go camping I bring spray for the wildlife and a .45 ACP pistol for the humans. What makes camping out there great is also what makes it dangerous.
I've got no objection to the pistol, but what is the likelihood of being murdered camping alone in the middle of the woods like this guy was?
I camp alone fairly frequently. Usually the worst people I met are hipsters who can’t get their alchy stoves working for morning coffee and smell the perc.
No. Im not sharing. (The coffee. They can use the fire too,)
About as high as being mauled by a bear (assuming you took the standard precautions). Highly unlikely but also non-zero.
Significantly higher than zero, apparently
Higher yes, significantly not necessarily.
The body was found in a tent. Not much time to protect yourself when you're asleep.
C’mon, the bear closed the tent flap?
Bears be polite like that!
I always slept with my S&W Governor
.40 here. Better not come up on my tent in the night unannounced.
Manners says you always announce yourself entering a campsite. It's like going aboard a ship.
Is this not normal?
Must be stressful to live so paranoid.
Interesting comment under an article about a guy hacked to death in his tent... Yeah, I'm just paranoid🙄
Hahaha I said words
I don't know why but it reminds me of a case of a couple murdered when they were camping, with the killer leaving their camera behind, with mysterious black and white photo of some interior made after the last photo of the couple made in the bed of their truck. I can't remember their names now.