Political Weirdos

What an amazingly fragile person.

I wish he didn't look so much like my grandma

Of fucking course it is.

That is completely expected.

Donald Trump's wallpaper is a picture of ~~himself~~ a well known rapist

He knows that he can't pull off having the coolest fucking lockscreen of all time:

That's something an old person would do. This all checks out

That's the lock screen

To represent how he's going to be locked up

Did anybody expect anything less?

I'm still surprised he didn't pick himself as his own vice president candidate.

That's just so his handlers can tell him it's his reflection. "How do I look today?" "Great, sir, just look at that reflection!"

Definitely not a narcissist. Totally normal. We all do that, right? /s

Makes sense. There's nothing in this universe he loves more.

Trump, every time he looks at his phone:

I'd elect me.

I'd elect me so hard.

🎵goodbye horses🎵

This angle really accentuates his dumptruck ass.

My boss also has a picture of himself as his wallpaper. 😳

That should surprise exactly no one. Narcissistic cheetolini.

Edit: also, did he sign his own hat?? 🤣

You know, I see women with themselves on the lockscreen all the time, but I've never had the nerve to ask why.

My lock screen is black and my wallpaper is black. Less clutter. Less visual noise. Easier to find items.

Man, I must be really boring...

Lock screen:

Wallpaper:

Did he sign his own cap?

If only this photo was taken a minute later

And his fans call trans people narcisistic, for wanting to be respected and not wanting to hear yet another dumb "remedy" for "gender confusion".

I prefer having someone far less evil on mine.