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[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 36 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Americans sure do hate democracy, huh

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 21 points 3 weeks ago

USAans hate a lot of things they say they like

[–] Adkml@hexbear.net 33 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Saying that you came to the conclussion that either of their hearts are in the right place, but especially trump who is the most obvious grifter in a generation is just so wildly embaressing.

That's like saying after meeting with the Santa at the mall you are now convinced it is deffinitly the real Santa.

[–] Ericthescruffy@hexbear.net 35 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

"Hearts are in the right place" is code for "won't challenge the supremacy of money and corporate power in America". He's giving away the game because its basically an admission that either candidates agenda won't fundamentally change the status quo and so either one winning is acceptable.

[–] ScrotusMaximus@lemm.ee 5 points 3 weeks ago

Morgan_freeman_pointing_up.jpg

[–] came_apart_at_Kmart@hexbear.net 25 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

"I am pooping and peeing in my diaper. Simultaneously. That's how I win." - Tim Diaper

[–] Lemmygradwontallowme@hexbear.net 16 points 3 weeks ago

Ultimate centrist lib

[–] WorkingClassCorpse@hexbear.net 23 points 3 weeks ago

"I know how to sit on a fence. Hell, I can even sleep on a fence. The trick is to do it face down with the post in your mouth"

[–] WhatDoYouMeanPodcast@hexbear.net 22 points 3 weeks ago

People like him are the biggest indictment of capitalism. It would be one thing if the Duke Nukem's and Dr Eggman's of the world were on top. They'd have all the money to make their moon bases and obstacle courses for intrepid adventures to navigate. But it's always these fucking losers, the same pencil pushing dweebs that marked people's disillusionment with monarchy. It's not even dweebs who made the haber-bosch process, it's like a guy who privatized open source code with patent fraud or invented the cigarette. This guy would be happier having taken 6pm karate lessons at the local shopping center after being shoved in a locker instead of talking to presidential candidates.

[–] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 20 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tim_Draper

American venture capital investor, and founder of Draper Fisher Jurvetson (DFJ), Draper University, Draper Venture Network, and Draper Associates. Since 2019, he is a partner in Draper Goren Holm.

 > His most prominent investments include Baidu, Hotmail, Skype, Tesla, SpaceX, AngelList, SolarCity, Ring, Twitter, DocuSign,  Coinbase, Robinhood, Ancestry.com, Twitch, Cruise Automation, PrettyLitter and Focus Media. In July 2014, Draper received wide coverage for his purchase at a  fedposting US Marshals Service auction of seized cryptocurrency bitcoins from the Silk Road website. Draper is a proponent of Bitcoin and decentralization. Draper was also one of the first investors in Theranos.

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His father is the founder of Draper & Johnson Investment Company and former chairman and president of the Export-Import Bank of the United States. His grandfather, William Henry Draper Jr., founded Draper, Gaither and Anderson in 1958 and served as the first ambassador to NATO.

Do not pass gulag just straight into the barbara-pit

[–] Cysioland@lemmygrad.ml 7 points 3 weeks ago

Baidu, Hotmail, Skype, Tesla, SpaceX, AngelList, SolarCity, Ring, Twitter, DocuSign, Coinbase, Robinhood, Ancestry.com, Twitch, Cruise Automation, PrettyLitter and Focus Media

— "Hey, what businesses do you invest in?"
— "Yes."

[–] newerAccountWhoDis@hexbear.net 6 points 3 weeks ago

The (venture) capitalist endorses the candidates that promise to uphold the capitalist system?

shocked-pikachu

[–] barrbaric@hexbear.net 2 points 3 weeks ago

Hey wait a fucking minute, they do police auctions for bitcoin now?

[–] AnarchoSnowPlow@midwest.social 18 points 3 weeks ago

"Both candidates will continue supplying unlimited munitions and money for destroying children on the other side of the world by an ethnostate. While also suppressing labor at home at the behest of jillionaires."

Lee greenwood intensifies

"Neither of them can harm me and I don't care who one of them is harming, so I am fine with both."

[–] KrupskayaPraxis@lemmygrad.ml 15 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Then why did you donate if you don't care who wins anyway?

[–] the_itsb@hexbear.net 13 points 3 weeks ago

it was the only way to get meet & greet tickets

[–] plinky@hexbear.net 8 points 3 weeks ago

Just giving nature porky-happy

[–] Civility@hexbear.net 11 points 3 weeks ago
[–] zongor@hexbear.net 10 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I had to make a double take as I first read that as “donated to both the Hamas and Trump campaigns”

[–] plinky@hexbear.net 9 points 3 weeks ago

That's qatar lane

[–] Guamer@hexbear.net 9 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

I know they only endorsed the main 2, but the idea of someone endorsing every candidate in a given election is pretty chad, ngl.

[–] barrbaric@hexbear.net 5 points 3 weeks ago

I just want everyone to have a nice time! Let's have a good clean election out there. i-love-not-thinking