this post was submitted on 04 Oct 2024
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Lemmy Shitpost

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Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.

Anything and everything goes. Memes, Jokes, Vents and Banter. Though we still have to comply with lemmy.world instance rules. So behave!


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1. Be Respectful


Refrain from using harmful language pertaining to a protected characteristic: e.g. race, gender, sexuality, disability or religion.

Refrain from being argumentative when responding or commenting to posts/replies. Personal attacks are not welcome here.

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2. No Illegal Content


Content that violates the law. Any post/comment found to be in breach of common law will be removed and given to the authorities if required.

That means:

-No promoting violence/threats against any individuals

-No CSA content or Revenge Porn

-No sharing private/personal information (Doxxing)

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3. No Spam


Posting the same post, no matter the intent is against the rules.

-If you have posted content, please refrain from re-posting said content within this community.

-Do not spam posts with intent to harass, annoy, bully, advertise, scam or harm this community.

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-No Bots, Bots will be banned from the community.

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-Do not post explicit content. Lemmy.World is not the instance for NSFW content.

-Do not post Gore or Shock Content.

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-Content that is NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.

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[–] IHawkMike@lemmy.world 128 points 1 month ago (1 children)

My wife doesn't like it when I introduce her as my ex-girlfriend.

[–] idunnololz@lemmy.world 25 points 1 month ago

Your wife's boyfriend hates it more.

[–] GladiusB@lemmy.world 60 points 1 month ago (6 children)

So we are just Facebook now?

[–] unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de 42 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

I dont really care what people post, as long as its on a free and decentralized network. And as long as bad posts are in their respective community (as is the case here) its fine with me.

Lemmy is not about "good posts" its about removing central authority.

[–] fine_sandy_bottom@lemmy.federate.cc 14 points 1 month ago (3 children)

I've been thinking about this lately.

You're right in that there's no central "authority", but lemmy has become very centralised with all the content on a few big instances in fiefdoms controlled by a few mods who seem to be weirdos with too much time on their hands.

I guess the benefit is, if an instance or a mod does something really egregious there's the potential to just move to another instance.

I think we need another few iterations of exodus from other platforms because of whatever shitstorm for lemmy to develop its own vibrance.

It already happened for the star trek instance.

[–] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Well, then create new communities if that's what you want to see here. What's stopping you?

[–] fine_sandy_bottom@lemmy.federate.cc 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Because modding online communities is a huge waste of time for anyone who isn't desperate for validation.

[–] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Ah, so you just want to complain about everything and not do anything yourself. Gotcha.

[–] fine_sandy_bottom@lemmy.federate.cc 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Hah.

Firstly, I wasn't complaining.

Secondly, I suspect I've touched a nerve. Are you the fieflord of some Alexandrian repository of enlightened content and discord? Do you find it fulfilling?

[–] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 2 points 1 month ago

Yes to whatever you're talking about, I guess

[–] socsa@piefed.social 1 points 1 month ago

This is precisely why I am in favor of defederating from the shit instances, .ml in particular. Because it transfers demand for popular communities away from those instances and ostensibly helps grow alternatives.

[–] jaggedrobotpubes@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

I DO NOT CONSENT FOR LEMMY, INC OR ITS ASSOCIATED HOLDINGS TO TOUCH MY PEEPEE

[–] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 8 points 1 month ago

Why, did you see this on Facebook? I haven't been there in over two years, so idk

[–] john117@lemmy.jmsquared.net 8 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

~~war~~ social media never changes

[–] peopleproblems@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

It has been for a while, as soon as the censored word posts from grandma started showing up. It's pretty damn uncomfortable

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

If Facebook posts make people laugh, and this one did, what's the problem?

Also, this is clearly not a real Facebook post, it's an obvious joke.

[–] PrimeMinisterKeyes@lemmy.world 40 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Breakup version:
Rachel and I are dating again.
Well, not each other, but still...

[–] finitebanjo@lemmy.world 36 points 1 month ago

I hope someday I still date my wife as enthusiastically as I date yours.

[–] socsa@piefed.social 26 points 1 month ago

"I'd like to introduce my first wife, Rachel"

[–] deviants@slrpnk.net 20 points 1 month ago (3 children)

I hate this fictional couple already. Despite the fact that they're clearly upper middle class and educated, they're too lazy to capitalize "I", or his name.

[–] helpImTrappedOnline@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Man didn't capatlize her name....at the start of a sentence. He had to back out of the autocorrect to do that (or use a desktop...but still)!

[–] EnderMB@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Either it's a WILD coincidence, or they're main characters from Suits. Mike and Rachel, with the username "zaney"? Come on...

[–] boonhet@lemm.ee 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The other one is Ross, that was Mike's last name in the show.

[–] Iapar@feddit.org 1 points 1 month ago

And the pictures are them too. I think it's safe to say we are looking at prince harry and Meghan something who are trying to have a private Moment.

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

News to me that one can see 'upper middle class and educated' in a mugshot.

And dude, that's from a chat, not a formal letter.

[–] BenFranklinsDick@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] Pinklink@lemm.ee 2 points 1 month ago

Well, when you live in a morgue…

[–] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

you are perpetually dating, that little ceremony yall played atcould be just so much lip service after all