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[–] GVAGUY3@hexbear.net 26 points 2 months ago (1 children)

This site will be very normal when Zootopia is added to KH4

[–] DamarcusArt@lemmygrad.ml 13 points 2 months ago

Fun fact about Kingdom Hearts 2: When you go to the lion king world, Nala is more well animated than any other character there, including Sora and Simba. Someone worked very hard to make sure that this incredibly minor character in the grand scheme of the game is very well animated.

[–] Thallo@hexbear.net 21 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Wonder if someone actually put effort into this ordering or if it's just nonsense

[–] TheDoctor@hexbear.net 18 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Well it omits several games so I’d say that’s pretty serious

[–] Thallo@hexbear.net 8 points 2 months ago (2 children)

You must amend it, good doctor

[–] TheDoctor@hexbear.net 6 points 2 months ago

Luckily, the Kingdom Hearts timeline is much more… wibbley wobbly than this.

[–] Thordros@hexbear.net 5 points 2 months ago
[–] ElChapoDeChapo@hexbear.net 18 points 2 months ago

Then after all that you read How To Read Donald Duck and that's when you understand the sheer horror of what Kingdom Hearts really is

[–] edge@hexbear.net 17 points 2 months ago

Where does Super Smash Bros go in this?

[–] Beetle_O_Rourke@hexbear.net 14 points 2 months ago (3 children)
[–] Thordros@hexbear.net 19 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] Anvil_Lavigne@hexbear.net 9 points 2 months ago (2 children)

darkness heart darkness heart heart darkness darkness is basically the extent of my understanding of the lore

[–] Thordros@hexbear.net 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

That's close enough to accurate that it's indistinguishable from the actual lore.

[–] Anvil_Lavigne@hexbear.net 7 points 2 months ago

wonderful! i'm not looking to add another five years worth of content to my backlog

[–] ProfessorOwl_PhD@hexbear.net 6 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

If you add a "kairi" in there and keep going for 2 minutes you get the intro to the Riku fight in hollow bastion. Not that it's been engraved in my memories or anything.

[–] Thordros@hexbear.net 3 points 2 months ago

would you say it's been engraved in your... CHAIN OF MEMORIES?

[–] AndJusticeForAll@hexbear.net 12 points 2 months ago

the new religion.

[–] Findom_DeLuise@hexbear.net 9 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)
[–] Thordros@hexbear.net 5 points 2 months ago
[–] autismdragon@hexbear.net 14 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Looks like noone noticed my favorite part

spoiler"You have to FAIL the Bechdel test"

[–] Thordros@hexbear.net 13 points 2 months ago

We did. The only time that two women spoke to one another in this thread, the discussion involved Charlie, Cloud, a duck, and Nicolás Maduro wielding the One and Only Keyblade.

Failure successful. mario-thumbs-up

[–] Thordros@hexbear.net 13 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] DamarcusArt@lemmygrad.ml 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] Thordros@hexbear.net 6 points 2 months ago
[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 10 points 2 months ago

lol that's a no from me dawg

[–] PolandIsAStateOfMind@lemmygrad.ml 7 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I remember the days when i was hyped on all things from Squaresoft even those that i wouldn't touch with 10 meter stick now.

Kingdom Hearts is one thing i didn't touch with a 10 meter stick even then.

[–] Thordros@hexbear.net 10 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Everyone get a load of this nerd who hasn't even played Kingdom Hearts 192.168.0.1/368/Darkness and Knuckles for the Nintendo VirtualBoy.

[–] doublepepperoni@hexbear.net 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I got it as a kid because Donald Duck was in it (and also Sephiroth)

As a fan of the comic versions of the duck characters kid me came away sorely disappointed rage-cry

Well, disney character were a reason why i didn't wanted it. I mildly dislike classic disney characters but any crossover of them with something from entirely different aesthetics for me is dissonance akin to nails on a chalkboard or surprise brick in glass window.