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[–] Cowbee@hexbear.net 97 points 1 month ago (2 children)

claims her roommate only listens to biased media

believes the IDF to only be targetting Hezbollah and not population centers

agony-limitless

[–] sweatersocialist@hexbear.net 26 points 1 month ago

my news source specifically states that it's fair and balanced. are you saying they're allowed to lie on tv??

[–] CthulhusIntern@hexbear.net 9 points 1 month ago

Israel said that Israel is doing nothing wrong, why shouldn't I believe Israel?

[–] DengistDonnieDarko@hexbear.net 88 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (3 children)

She has Muslim heritage .... they are very westernised and speak good English

hitler-detector i-am-adolf-hitler hitler-detector i-am-adolf-hitler hitler-detector i-am-adolf-hitler hitler-detector i-am-adolf-hitler hitler-detector i-am-adolf-hitler hitler-detector i-am-adolf-hitler hitler-detector i-am-adolf-hitler hitler-detector i-am-adolf-hitler hitler-detector i-am-adolf-hitler

since the whole pager thing

imagine describing 9/11 as "that whole plane thing" lmao what a deeply out-of-touch person

[–] miz@hexbear.net 22 points 1 month ago

they couldn't come up with a way to refer to it that wouldn't make the entity sound bad and resorted to this garbage

[–] Pili@hexbear.net 15 points 1 month ago (1 children)

imagine describing 9/11 as "that whole plane thing"

I'm stealing this idea.

[–] DengistDonnieDarko@hexbear.net 6 points 1 month ago

it's a really good bit, tbh

[–] psychoplantkiller@hexbear.net 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Dude thinks she’s westernized because she doesn’t build bombs or rockets in her free time.

[–] Aru@lemmygrad.ml 5 points 1 month ago

which is correct, odrub odrub tel aviv

[–] Tomboymoder@hexbear.net 81 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Gaza is small, but it's not that small.
Cannot stress how delusional you have to be to think the leveling of pretty much all standing structures and the displacement of millions of people is all just a big oopsies.

Meanwhile these Zionist cry crocodile tears because they had to go into a nice safe bunker while the Iron Dome safely neutralizes rockets.

[–] sweatersocialist@hexbear.net 19 points 1 month ago

interesting claim, unfortunately for you, my tv says different smuglord

[–] ChuzaUzarNaim@lemmygrad.ml 5 points 1 month ago

Zionist cry crocodile tears

I always refer to Norman Finkelstein on this topic.

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 62 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

It's just a couple of bombs bro don't get so bent out of shape zionist-despair

[–] CthulhusIntern@hexbear.net 48 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Why are Northern Israelis so scared of Hezbollah? After all, Hezbollah says they only attack military targets.

[–] miz@hexbear.net 62 points 1 month ago (3 children)

parachute this person into South Lebanon and before you kick them out of the plane's back exit ramp tell them "you'll be fine, you're not a mlitant right? and you're sooooo educated."

[–] Skeleton_Erisma@hexbear.net 36 points 1 month ago

Parachute this person into ~~South Lebanon~~ a pit. But replace the parachute contents with silverware

pit

[–] Swoosegoose@hexbear.net 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)

This but switch out their parachute with a cinder block first

[–] EstraDoll@hexbear.net 9 points 1 month ago

make sure there's a picket sign in the bag that just says "Oops!"

[–] vegeta1@hexbear.net 10 points 1 month ago

"Don't forget to take this lunch i packed you byeeeeeeeee

[–] wtypstanaccount04@hexbear.net 61 points 1 month ago (1 children)

This one is kinda sad because you can see that this Zionist has brought into the liberal side of the propaganda. He may be less i-am-adolf-hitler than the others but he is living in an entirely different world than the rest of us.

[–] blakeus12@hexbear.net 20 points 1 month ago

He may be less "I am Adolf Hitler"

did you see the "they are very westernised, they speak good english and french"?

Very Adolf Hitler

[–] frogloom@hexbear.net 61 points 1 month ago

even on reddit-logo they're getting roasted in the comments

[–] FALGSConaut@hexbear.net 53 points 1 month ago

"Reddit I keep telling her she's one of the good ones but for some reason she still thinks that her friends, family, and neighbors are in danger from the indiscriminate terror attacks! Am I the asshole?"

[–] thelastaxolotl@hexbear.net 47 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Man, how many amitheasshole clones does reddit need?

[–] GoodGuyWithACat@hexbear.net 34 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Next they need /r/amialiberal

[–] barrbaric@hexbear.net 28 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 19 points 1 month ago

we need a c/amiatankie to compete

[–] GladimirLenin@hexbear.net 20 points 1 month ago

With that many assholes, probably heaps.

[–] culpritus@hexbear.net 42 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] christian@hexbear.net 28 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It's the username created for the specific purpose of creating this post that gets me here. You gotta respect this person that named themselves "roommateirrational" for seeking sincere opinions on whether their roommate is being hysterical.

[–] tocopherol@hexbear.net 11 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

It doesn't sound like he's asking if the roommate is hysterical, but instead is wondering if it's wrong to badger them about how hysterical they are, which he is already certain they are because Israel "precisely targets militants" only. To ask if her fears are well-founded would be questioning his reality which is usually too much for any redditer to comprehend.

[–] degen@midwest.social 29 points 1 month ago

Can't get any more precise than the checkout line at the store!

[–] aaaaaaadjsf@hexbear.net 29 points 1 month ago

This guy is a terrible person. Can't even put aside his Zionist propaganda beliefs to empathise with his roommate.

[–] CrookedSerpent@hexbear.net 25 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] Kuori@hexbear.net 15 points 1 month ago

said begrudgingly

[–] Mardoniush@hexbear.net 20 points 1 month ago

I'm sure the bombs will see the masters degree on the wall and refuse to explode

[–] Belly_Beanis@hexbear.net 18 points 1 month ago

They literally had a funeral for a fourth grade girl who was killed by a pager when she tried picking it up.

If your military can't handle elementary school kids and views them as existential threat, maybe your country doesn't deserve to exist.

[–] Homer_Simpson@hexbear.net 13 points 1 month ago

This has to be bait

[–] Vernon_Tennessee@hexbear.net 11 points 1 month ago

How tf do people say this shit? Zionism is pretty much a mental health epidemic at this point.

[–] CommCat@hexbear.net 7 points 1 month ago

lol I would bet it's IDF internet warriors posting this

[–] glans@hexbear.net 5 points 1 month ago

clicking thru to the original link and scrolling I don't see a single comment agreeing with OP

didn't expect that

[–] Darth_Reagan@hexbear.net 5 points 1 month ago

OP getting roasted

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