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more like Chapelle Drone kelly

First brat, now this... thank fuck I like music the democrats would never go near.

Tankietube link default, Instagram link here: https://www.instagram.com/reel/DAEN0lvON16/

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[–] ComradeMonotreme@hexbear.net 24 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Chappell Roan is cool. She's pro-Palestine (turning down playing the Whitehouse over it) and caught flak this week for saying democrats and republicans are basically the same.

Also her music is gay and awesome.

[–] stigsbandit34z@hexbear.net 13 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)
[–] HumanBehaviorByBjork@hexbear.net 4 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

if she thought her fans were annoying now, wait until she meets theirs

[–] EllenKelly@hexbear.net 7 points 1 day ago

100+ people watching this on tankietube makes me happy

[–] the_itsb@hexbear.net 30 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] Sulvor@hexbear.net 39 points 1 day ago (2 children)

While Roan said she felt this was her one chance to stage such a protest directly in front of the president, she ultimately decided against it after discussing the plan with her publicist. While supportive, her publicist also argued: “You fuck with the president and the government, your security is not the same, and neither is your family’s.”

In bad country...

[–] Hohsia@hexbear.net 13 points 1 day ago

Had no idea that she was so cool

[–] RandomGen1@lemm.ee 19 points 1 day ago

Chappell Groan

kelly

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 23 points 1 day ago (7 children)

thank fuck I like music the democrats would never go near.

Never say never lathe-of-heaven

[–] Aru@lemmygrad.ml 2 points 19 hours ago

waiting for the DNC to start with a Ghoraba stars song

[–] mechwarrior2@hexbear.net 2 points 19 hours ago

hillary shawty rxk too

i hear the Clipping hilldawg anthem in my nightmares

[–] Guamer@hexbear.net 17 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Death Grips officially endorse Kamala Harris and hold benefit concert

[–] corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Witing for Hilldawg to crank some Extreme Noise Terror and rip a fat line

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 10 points 1 day ago

🏔🏔🏔hillary-contempt ❄️❄️❄️hillary-apartment 🍧🍧🍧planet-hillary

[–] TheDoctor@hexbear.net 11 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I want Hillary Clinton to cover this

[–] heggs_bayer@hexbear.net 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] TheDoctor@hexbear.net 5 points 1 day ago

Look, he’s a juggalo who does noise music and punches people in the face while spraying faygo at them. Hillary would be good at it.

[–] HexReplyBot@hexbear.net 1 points 1 day ago

I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:

[–] MaoTheLawn@hexbear.net 9 points 1 day ago

me when Obama puts Ween's live 58 minute version of Poop Ship Destroyer on his songs of the year

(I know Dems could easily glom Ween, but it's the funniest I could think of)

[–] BurgerPunk@hexbear.net 16 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Hillary has a new book? US elections are just a massive cash grab

[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 13 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Grifting isn't just for elections anymore.

$153 million in Bill and Hillary Clinton speaking fees, documented | CNN Politics

2016

Compare them to Shohei Ohtani. He got $700m for his 10 year baseball contract. But he's worth it. He's an insanely gifted athlete. Not only is he a pitcher - he became the first player in MLB history to record 50 home runs and 50 stolen bases in a season.

I bet neither Bill nor Hillary could bat for more than ~~.050~~ .005. And if my some miracle they got on base - there's a zero percent chance they could steal. Although it would be the funniest thing in the world if they tried to.

--

Edit - I'm not a sports guy. I realized a .050 average was improbable.

I remember when it came out that uhhh fuck, who was it, Doug Band? Some guy high up in the Clinton Foundation said, in an email, some shit about how they paid for Chelsea's wedding with Clinton Foundation funds

But of course nothing ever came of it, liberals were appeased with "uh he was lying or making it up, duh" and all anyone ever says about the emails is "buttery males" like they're still so mad "something so stupid" cost their queen the election

[–] Cowbee@hexbear.net 17 points 1 day ago (1 children)

This is worse than Pokémon Go to the polls... thurston

[–] Guamer@hexbear.net 6 points 1 day ago

P O K E

M E Ooo

[–] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 16 points 1 day ago

I'm glad she seems to live in an eternal screeching hell judging by her eyes

[–] buh@hexbear.net 19 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] LaBellaLotta@hexbear.net 10 points 1 day ago

Wow this is great!

[–] FnordPrefect@hexbear.net 15 points 1 day ago

Hillary Clinton trying to be "with it" is like multiplying (or perhaps dividing thonk) by zero. No matter what she associates herself with, it's just biden-pain

And especially in this case, as the_itsb pointed out

[–] vegeta1@hexbear.net 13 points 1 day ago

This should be in the dredge wtf

[–] Pastaguini@hexbear.net 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Why did she say “but you know, anything’s possible”

The joke of the trend is that the person points out that they’re at an event that would be unlikely to play hot to go and then smash cut to the song being played

How did whatever social media intern that put this together misunderstand the comedy of the trend they were imitating?

[–] MaoTheLawn@hexbear.net 8 points 1 day ago

mmm I thought there was something off but I didn't know the trend well enough to say

yeah that's it

fucking idiots

Something Lost, Something Gained

new season of VEEP looks great

[–] TheDoctor@hexbear.net 10 points 1 day ago

And here I thought the K-hive Chappell Roan edits were going to be what broke me

[–] Guamer@hexbear.net 7 points 1 day ago

Hillary got that WAP

Women

At

Polls

[–] rentasonder@lemmygrad.ml 4 points 1 day ago

Chappel Ruined