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[–] SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org 3 points 8 hours ago
[–] SPRUNT@lemmy.world 4 points 10 hours ago
[–] meowMix2525@lemm.ee 3 points 9 hours ago
[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 10 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

Do not despair. We will be rescued. Until then, we must adapt. When the hydrogen droplets have ceased, we will go forth and live undetected on Earth amongst the blunt skulls.

[–] BleatingZombie@lemmy.world 2 points 8 hours ago

I'm glad someone referenced the movie

[–] rbn@sopuli.xyz 16 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

Looks like the close-up of an elbow. They can also make up for an ass crack or a fake vagina. What a versatile part of our body!

[–] shneancy@lemmy.world 26 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

i once shaved my head (during one surge of lockdown mania) and that was the day i found out my skull shape is whack, not a cone, but certainly whack, i'm sticking to having hair, if my genetics allow of course

[–] JudahBenHur@lemm.ee 6 points 15 hours ago (2 children)

I"m going to need you to elaborate on whack

[–] shneancy@lemmy.world 6 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

idk man, the shape of my skull is just not aesthetically pleasing imo

[–] JudahBenHur@lemm.ee 2 points 13 hours ago

right OK. the way you said this reminds me of my favorite poster on bluesky. Id say you might like this guy https://bsky.app/profile/cashlin.bsky.social

[–] bizzle@lemmy.world 1 points 14 hours ago

Bowl shaped probably

[–] DudeImMacGyver@sh.itjust.works 8 points 17 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Maalus@lemmy.world 5 points 17 hours ago
[–] MrDrProfJimmy@lemm.ee 14 points 22 hours ago (3 children)

If that's not shopped then he looks like a conehead

[–] Sausagecat@lemmy.world 2 points 10 hours ago

He is just from France.

[–] Boxscape@lemmy.sdf.org 14 points 16 hours ago

If that's not shopped then he looks like a conehead

Correct.

[–] 50MYT@aussie.zone 1 points 18 hours ago

Looks like a boob to me...