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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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Anon took the buzzpill (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 day ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] shneancy@lemmy.world 26 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

i once shaved my head (during one surge of lockdown mania) and that was the day i found out my skull shape is whack, not a cone, but certainly whack, i'm sticking to having hair, if my genetics allow of course

[–] JudahBenHur@lemm.ee 6 points 17 hours ago (2 children)

I"m going to need you to elaborate on whack

[–] shneancy@lemmy.world 7 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

idk man, the shape of my skull is just not aesthetically pleasing imo

[–] JudahBenHur@lemm.ee 2 points 16 hours ago

right OK. the way you said this reminds me of my favorite poster on bluesky. Id say you might like this guy https://bsky.app/profile/cashlin.bsky.social

[–] bizzle@lemmy.world 1 points 16 hours ago

Bowl shaped probably