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[–] CallMeButtLove@lemmy.world 1 points 5 hours ago

Jimmy Scrambles

[–] AFC1886VCC@reddthat.com 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Cicken Churry?

[–] elvith@feddit.org 120 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)
[–] FantasmaNaCasca@lemmy.world 84 points 2 days ago (2 children)

No one asked about your mother.

[–] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 16 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I... I uh... Anyone have her number?

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 13 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Just hit redial on the phone in your motel room.

[–] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 6 points 2 days ago

Lmao that's a great line, love it

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[–] TheImpressiveX@lemmy.ml 96 points 2 days ago (5 children)

Pizza the Hut!

[–] gamermanh@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 2 days ago

First sounds

Pipperoni pezza

[–] lefixxx@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Pika chaka chimi chunga solo wooki oh oh oh!

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[–] Rentlar@lemmy.ca 71 points 2 days ago (3 children)
[–] spankmonkey@lemmy.world 36 points 2 days ago (1 children)
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[–] Rusty@lemmy.ca 8 points 2 days ago

This is just a Bulgarian name.

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[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago
[–] AEsheron@lemmy.world 16 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Chackin Meese

Cheef Balupa

Joppie Sloe

[–] CaptSatelliteJack@lemy.lol 13 points 1 day ago

Cheef Balupa is fucking hilarious, and has been added to my list of funny Steam names to use at some point.

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[–] EvilBit@lemmy.world 60 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)

Neef Bachos

Thad Pai

Beese Churger

Suna Talad

Somato Toup

Peal Varmesan

Dotted Sp— never mind

[–] lime@feddit.nu 16 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] HonkTonkWoman@lemm.ee 9 points 2 days ago (2 children)

In the sequel you learn the character’s full name is “Fruten Glee Beese Churger” & is often just referred to as “Po Nickles”

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Thaddeus Pai

[–] LaserTurboShark69@sh.itjust.works 43 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] TheWordBotcher@lemmy.world 22 points 2 days ago (1 children)

This is one of my favorites because it grosses my kids out when I say it

Also, if we're including food ingredients:

Bound greef

Fuck Dat

[–] BarrelAgedBoredom@lemm.ee 7 points 2 days ago

Bound grief is either a fetish or a band. Probably both

[–] Professorozone@lemmy.world 17 points 1 day ago

LOL. They really do sound like Star Wars names.

[–] pruwybn@discuss.tchncs.de 16 points 1 day ago

Pello Judding

Nape Gruts

Toft Saco

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 4 points 1 day ago

Dhanksgiving Tinner

[–] MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net 27 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Always nice to find fellow Spoonerism enjoyers in the wild.

[–] tipicaldik@lemmy.world 14 points 2 days ago (4 children)

geez... this is something my brain just does. They're like earworms where my brain gets stuck in a loop or something. Drives me bonkers sometimes. And it's not just swapping initial sounds. It could be swapping internal vowel sounds or ending syllables. It's how Bradley Cooper has forever became Boodley Crapper in my fucked-up noggin...

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[–] abbiistabbii@lemmy.blahaj.zone 14 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Paggis Hakora

Peak Stie

Beese Churger.

[–] radicalautonomy@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

From r/sbubby way back when. "A funcking beesechurger for monch."

[–] Clasm@ttrpg.network 16 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (5 children)

Treet Stacos

Saco Talad

Tai Chea

Bothered Smurrito

Mry Dartini

St-Bone Teak

Steef Broganoff

Panilla Vudding

Cocolate Chake

Tinnamon Coast

[–] moog@lemm.ee 13 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] HonkTonkWoman@lemm.ee 8 points 2 days ago (2 children)

You know how every bad dude in cheesy 80s movies was named Chet or Trent?

Yup. Steef is now the universal dickhead name in cinema moving forward.

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[–] vithigar@lemmy.ca 11 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Durkey Tinner

Leet Moaf

Chotato Pip

Rizza Poll

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[–] ccunning@lemmy.world 19 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Not a food but I can no longer read a garment care label without being reminded of the infamous Tumble Drylo

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[–] istdaslol@feddit.org 12 points 2 days ago (1 children)

psst, dont tell people how JKR names their ethnic characters

[–] problematicPanther@lemmy.world 11 points 2 days ago (1 children)

You mean like cho Chang and Padma Patel?

[–] SomethingBurger@jlai.lu 6 points 2 days ago

Or Kingsley Shacklebolt?

[–] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Seef Btroganoff

Geef Boulash

Bongolian Meef

Seef Btew

Ceef Basserole

Teef Benderloin

Seef Boup

Seef Balad

[–] RIPandTERROR@sh.itjust.works 10 points 2 days ago

Never had a suke lywalker before. Sounds lit.

[–] exasperation@lemm.ee 5 points 1 day ago
[–] Empricorn@feddit.nl 11 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (3 children)

I like Indian food:

  • Chasala Mai (Is that cheating because I switched the starting sounds, not a single letter?)
  • Pag Saneer
  • Mikka Tasala
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[–] bstix@feddit.dk 9 points 2 days ago (1 children)
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[–] witty_username@feddit.nl 9 points 2 days ago

Sootlong Fub

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