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[–] xkbx@startrek.website 47 points 1 month ago (1 children)

“fuck off creep”

your password does not meet the minimum requirements

༼;´༎ຶ ۝ ༎ຶ༽

[–] dumpster_dove@hexbear.net 5 points 1 month ago

༼;´༎ຶ ۝ ༎ຶ༽

Wow that's 172 bits entropy. Very safe!

[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 44 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Wait if I have this reaction when people call me cutie does that make me a bottom?

I'm not a bottom! WTF! ...am I? ohnoes

[–] GenderIsOpSec@hexbear.net 17 points 1 month ago

I feel like we can test this easilyHi, cutie~

[–] ChaosMaterialist@hexbear.net 35 points 1 month ago (1 children)

KeePass rates this password as weak with only ~61 bits of entropy. You need to properly seed your random source with more compliments to properly heat up their internal entropy. Recommending 'why are you so cute?' and 'you're so adorable, i love u'

[–] keepcarrot@hexbear.net 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

"Could you stop repeating letters, and include some special characters and upper-case letters?"

[–] ChaosMaterialist@hexbear.net 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Thinking causes negative entropy. If your bottom isn't flustered enough to get off the home row you need to up your texting game until they reach a proper brain melt.

[–] keepcarrot@hexbear.net 3 points 1 month ago

Tapping out because this isn't really in any of my relationships and isn't my vibe.

[–] the_post_of_tom_joad@hexbear.net 31 points 1 month ago

I'm starved for compliments but they also make me shy/uncomfortable. Once this lady crossed the street to tell me she liked my shirt and i still both

  • remember the compliment fondly

and

  • have never ever worn that shirt ever again
[–] rtstragedy@hexbear.net 23 points 1 month ago (1 children)

why do people only "Hi, cutie~" when they need a new password smh over here

[–] corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net 17 points 1 month ago

jiot42gmlkvm52kv lwngdipowerijgewnfkdjlnglkds hiiiiiiii

[–] Thann@lemmy.ml 17 points 1 month ago

To be truley secure you will want to use their response as a seed in a message to another bottom

[–] asante@hexbear.net 13 points 1 month ago

hdjsjsndndnn hiiii