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Looks like that one place in Greece probably doesn't have an exceptionally good life expectancy.

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[–] TheModerateTankie@hexbear.net 16 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

The secret to living to 110 was, don’t register your death.

Extend your life with this one wierd trick!

Regions where people most often reach 100-110 years old are the ones where there’s the most pressure to commit pension fraud, and they also have the worst records.

Amazing.

[–] Huldra@hexbear.net 13 points 1 month ago

Science is when you take "Idk like a hundred, at least" as objective age measurements.