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There's no way his horse strategy works that well

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[–] AmericaDeserved711@hexbear.net 49 points 1 month ago (1 children)

well 3 of those are from Grimes, one of the dumbest people to ever live. I think he generally seeks out women who are incredibly poor judges of character

[–] jaywalker@hexbear.net 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Does he seek them out or are they the only ones who will fuck with him?

[–] came_apart_at_Kmart@hexbear.net 31 points 1 month ago

when you consider how many people didn't want kids and created a few anyway, it's pretty easy to rack up a shitload, especially as the sperm donor. the main thing is you have to just not give a fuck about any ethical or moral responsibility you have to the children or who the other parents will be. just get out there and carelessly dump loads.

[–] Weedian@hexbear.net 31 points 1 month ago

hes a eugenicist who convinced women that because he's a rich "genius" their children will eventually rule the world

[–] Mardoniush@hexbear.net 26 points 1 month ago (1 children)

He was young and rich for paypal (and working on space) and masked his sociopathy with what was a boyish nerdy disposition 20 years ago. He declined considerably once he entered his twitter era.

Like its not that hard to pull if you can hold down something resembling a conversation and go fine dining.

[–] borschtisgarbo@lemmygrad.ml 19 points 1 month ago

Can Elon hold a conversation?

[–] peppersky@hexbear.net 25 points 1 month ago

Being extremely fucking rich probably helps

[–] frightful_hobgoblin@lemmy.ml 23 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Oh 🤭

Ask your mother 😅

[–] borschtisgarbo@lemmygrad.ml 28 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I'm downvoring this ,👎😠

[–] Gay_Tomato@hexbear.net 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

downvoring

You've done the impossiable and made it worse.

yikes-1yikes-2yikes-2yikes-3

[–] Acute_Engles@hexbear.net 20 points 1 month ago

Some of them are through surrogates, such as at least one of the ones with grimes

[–] hollowmines@hexbear.net 19 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

materially speaking calculations sometimes change when one person involved is incredibly wealthy. he has surely tried it on with a much larger number than that.

[–] RNAi@hexbear.net 18 points 1 month ago

corporate-art Rookie numbers

[–] JoeByeThen@hexbear.net 15 points 1 month ago

Idk, lotta horse girls out there.

[–] CocteauChameleons@hexbear.net 13 points 1 month ago

Sperm insemitation gave him twins and triplets from what I remember sad that I know

[–] StalinStan@hexbear.net 11 points 1 month ago

I'd have a kid for a million dollars. I don't even got the gear

[–] Gay_Tomato@hexbear.net 10 points 1 month ago
[–] miz@hexbear.net 8 points 1 month ago

how is babby formed?

People marry for money

[–] Thann@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 month ago

It turns out, there are a lot of stupid people

[–] tamagotchicowboy@hexbear.net 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Probably uses surrogates along with all his exes. 12's nothing impressive, there's common bros out there that can put out 20+ with a little dick to the pavement and I'm sure sperm donors at banks would just laugh.

[–] BobDole@hexbear.net 5 points 1 month ago

Yeah, my grandparents had that many kids and it was just that the pope said birth control was a sin

[–] EmoThugInMyPhase@hexbear.net 2 points 1 month ago

At his level, it’s through rape, women chasing clout, or paying women to be surrogates.