this post was submitted on 11 Sep 2024
844 points (97.6% liked)

memes

9668 readers
3145 users here now

Community rules

1. Be civilNo trolling, bigotry or other insulting / annoying behaviour

2. No politicsThis is non-politics community. For political memes please go to !politicalmemes@lemmy.world

3. No recent repostsCheck for reposts when posting a meme, you can only repost after 1 month

4. No botsNo bots without the express approval of the mods or the admins

5. No Spam/AdsNo advertisements or spam. This is an instance rule and the only way to live.

Sister communities

founded 1 year ago
MODERATORS
 
top 44 comments
sorted by: hot top controversial new old
[–] samus12345@lemmy.world 5 points 6 days ago

They meant to just say "Cat." Damn autocorrect!

[–] jlh@lemmy.jlh.name 4 points 6 days ago

big cat in his brother's bin

[–] peteypete420@sh.itjust.works 2 points 6 days ago
[–] HowManyNimons@lemmy.world 127 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I didn't mean to type those six words. I meant cat.

[–] GrammarPolice@lemmy.world 67 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] Klear@lemmy.world 22 points 1 week ago
[–] Phoenix3875@lemmy.world 110 points 1 week ago (3 children)
[–] GrammarPolice@lemmy.world 39 points 1 week ago

There's always an xkcd

[–] Cethin@lemmy.zip 24 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Actually, this XKCD doesn't apply. It's really the opposite case. I can't figure out what cat should replace here.

[–] brian@programming.dev 1 points 6 days ago
[–] brbposting@sh.itjust.works 23 points 1 week ago

Title text:

I like trying to make it as hard as possible.

"I'd love to meet up, maybe in a few days? Next week is looking pretty empty. *witchcraft"

[–] deegeese@sopuli.xyz 54 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I think the least horrifying answer is word 2, referring to a consensual encounter between gay furries.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago

Or burly jazz musicians.

[–] thenextguy@lemmy.world 39 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] deegeese@sopuli.xyz 31 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

As a unix shell script:

(cat ‘cat’) in (cat ‘cat’ ‘cat’)

Which should evaluate to true, because ‘cat’ can be found in ‘catcat’.

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)

bash: syntax error near unexpected token `in'

[–] deegeese@sopuli.xyz 2 points 1 week ago (2 children)

A gold star for you! Now find a language where “cat cat in cat cat cat” is legal.

cat cat in cat cat cat is legal Bash if cat and in exist, "cat cat" in "cat cat cat" is Python.

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world -1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

My point is that it's not a shell script.

[–] deegeese@sopuli.xyz 1 points 1 week ago
[–] dalekcaan@lemm.ee 7 points 1 week ago

Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo.

[–] lol_idk@lemmy.ml 31 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Cat dicks in his brothers bum

Big cat in his brothers bum

Big dicks cat his brothers bum

Big dicks in cat brothers bum

Big dicks in his cat bum

Big dicks in his brothers cat

I think they meant 1,2,4,6 all at the same time

[–] Etterra@lemmy.world 8 points 6 days ago

Cat cats in cat brother's cat?

[–] lugal@sopuli.xyz 28 points 1 week ago

Cat dicks in this brothers bum

[–] faintwhenfree@lemmus.org 17 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Big dicks cat his brothers bum

[–] HEXN3T@lemmy.blahaj.zone 14 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Did anyone ever find the answer

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 24 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] brap@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] HEXN3T@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

which word is supposed to be cat

[–] Klear@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] spankmonkey@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] HEXN3T@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

which word is supposed to be cat

[–] abcd@feddit.org 7 points 1 week ago
[–] herrvogel@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] GrammarPolice@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

Are the cats in your bum yet?

[–] Lemjukes@lemm.ee 12 points 1 week ago

Big dick cats his brothers bum

[–] Empricorn@feddit.nl 11 points 1 week ago

Big dicks in cat brothers bum.

[–] merari42@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago

cat -A bum_sentence.txt

[–] beetsnuami@slrpnk.net 9 points 1 week ago

Big dicks in his brothers cat

[–] Fortatech@gregtech.eu 5 points 1 week ago

Big dick cats in his brothers bum

[–] nifty@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Sounds like fever dream posting

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 0 points 1 week ago

Big dicks in his cat bum.