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[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 74 points 3 months ago (5 children)

He spends all day on twitter and yet he's 10 years behind the times on memes.

[–] Barx@hexbear.net 46 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Musk has levels of loser divorced dad energy never before seen

[–] Frank@hexbear.net 24 points 3 months ago (2 children)

He's been trying to make "X" cool since he was balding in the 90s.

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[–] GoodGuyWithACat@hexbear.net 42 points 3 months ago (1 children)

The doge meme is laughable but what's more ridiculous is he thinks he can make an organization more efficient. No, working your engineers with unpaid overtime so much that it's routinely expected they'll quit in 6 months and land a better job is not efficient. Being forced to buy an overpriced, unprofitable website for $44 billion when your pump and dump scheme failed is not efficient. Losing all your market share on electric vehicles because you farmed out tax credits to your competitors without scaling up production in your 10 year head start is not efficient. I almost hope that he does get his pet Department made so he can fail even more publicly than he already has.

[–] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 38 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Most Divorced Man In History

[–] kleeon@hexbear.net 36 points 3 months ago

tbh this is exactly what a 53 year old divorced man would post

[–] vegeta1@hexbear.net 34 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I almost reported this to the mods for harm. This is weaponised cringe cringe

[–] AmericaDelendaEst@hexbear.net 22 points 3 months ago

mods! mods!! I don't like this post, we need another new comm, some kind of cringe_tank for posts like this!!

[–] goferking0@lemmy.sdf.org 31 points 3 months ago

For a second I thought he actually took the time to take that picture. Then you zoom in and see his eye, nope shitty ai image

[–] Anvil_Lavigne@hexbear.net 30 points 3 months ago (3 children)
[–] OutrageousHairdo@hexbear.net 13 points 3 months ago

Dereliction of Gaming Eldenring

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[–] OptimusSubprime@hexbear.net 28 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (2 children)

I take it Milei in Argentina is the equivalent of Elongated Muskrat here in amerikkka

So to get an idea of what it would look for melon-musk to get any kind of position in US Gov't, we should look at Argentina - with ancaptain being the worst case scenario.

Do I have that correct?

EDIT: Just wanted to add, Milei fucks his sister.

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[–] FortifiedAttack@hexbear.net 27 points 3 months ago (2 children)

The last 3 years have conditioned me to see anyone posting Doge, or who has Doge as avatar as an absolute loser. At best.

Usually though they are the kinds of people that belong in barbara-pit

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[–] Feinsteins_Ghost@hexbear.net 23 points 3 months ago

Goddamnit Xi, hurry the fuck up already.

[–] heatenconsumerist@hexbear.net 23 points 3 months ago

FWIW, the man is laundering mad stacks of cash this way.

So like, yeah it's insanely cringe.

But he's got a point (to be shilling this hard for crypto on a rotational basis lol)

[–] CommunistCuddlefish@hexbear.net 23 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Fuck Elon for making cyberpunk cringe.

[–] bazingabrain@hexbear.net 25 points 3 months ago (5 children)

to be fair... it doesnt help that cyberpunk itself is infested with liberals and dont tread on me morons :/

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[–] BurgerPunk@hexbear.net 21 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Who at this point thinks Musk is an expert on efficiency?

[–] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 18 points 3 months ago (1 children)

He's very efficient at making the K-hole.

[–] BurgerPunk@hexbear.net 14 points 3 months ago

michael-laugh got me there. I guess he has been efficient at destroying twitter (now x, the everything app)

[–] SteamedHamberder@hexbear.net 21 points 3 months ago

I would certainly trust the divorced guy with a giant fake gold chain with “efficiency.”

[–] barrbaric@hexbear.net 20 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Is that an AI-generated image, or a photo? And which would be cringier?

[–] SoyViking@hexbear.net 14 points 3 months ago

He will make the Zybertrukkks run on time!

[–] Belly_Beanis@hexbear.net 14 points 3 months ago

When Musk says he works 100 hours per week, this is what he's referring to.

[–] thetaT@hexbear.net 14 points 3 months ago

the Departamentul Securității Statului should do unspeakable horrors to this man

[–] DragonBallZinn@hexbear.net 13 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

I've said it before and I'll say it again: humanity is going to die laughing.

Elon Musk is probably going to one day use his own recreational nukes to wipe out any city with a sizeable black communuity, gayborhood, you name it. He will probably outfit every nuke with a speaker that plays the trololololololololol song.

He'll then brag about the first nuke on Twitter and caption it "U mad bro?"

[–] FuckyWucky@hexbear.net 13 points 3 months ago (1 children)

why 'Government'? its not Department of Government Education

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