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It's the dunk tank.

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I want this piece of shit to lose partially because a "DAE LE EPIC DOGE" reference emblazoned on the already cringe US government is just too much for me.

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[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 25 points 2 months ago (1 children)

bought a new navy

what

upgraded our highways

HYPERLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP

Or any one of a number of great things

Couldn't even name three things, real brain genius at work here

instead we got fraud

HYPERLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 25 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Bruh for the money you paid for twitter YOU could have ended homelessness and hung your hat up as a hero.

[–] RobertAnderson2@hexbear.net 16 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Defend our country against who?

[–] DragonBallZinn@hexbear.net 6 points 2 months ago

Da jooz of course! But don’t let that get in the way of giving wholesome Israel more weapons.

[–] DragonBallZinn@hexbear.net 11 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

It’s simple. We associate fascism with Reddit the same way atheism got associated with Reddit.

“Oh, you’re a Nazi? Does the narwhal bacon at midnight too le good sir? Only fedoralords glaze the west.”

[–] ProletarianDictator@hexbear.net 5 points 2 months ago

Humiliation is the best way to deal with Nazis (after the bullet ofc)

[–] Acute_Engles@hexbear.net 3 points 2 months ago

This legitimately got me to stop being an annoying atheist all those years ago

[–] hypercracker@hexbear.net 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Is he calling aircaft carriers a scam? I mean yeah they are but who does he think his audience is for this exactly

[–] chungusamonugs@hexbear.net 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

"13 billion is too much for a navy aircraft carrier. Instead we should spend that money on a new navy, maybe even an aircraft carrier." -The smartest human alive