Auto deaths are social murder. People look at me cock eyeed when I explain this, but I find this to be one of the least divisive, most radicalizing breakthroughs you can have for libs and chuds equally.
chungusamonugs
joined 1 year ago
Tested on animals.
Ooh this one's going in my Edmund Fitzgerald folder.
Still remember buttberg getting asked about stop and frisk and saying something like "yeah, we did it, who was gonna stop us?" Hope he broils on the pavement like a worm.
Stink is what you smell when the garbage needs to be taken out. Stank is what you smell you exercise outside in the heat and get swamp ass.
Press it to get most of the water out. Toss it in a pan on medium low heat with some olive oil and just salt and pepper, then cook till it gets light gold. If you heat it up too much, it'll stick to the pan. It takes a good 25 minutes of low power to get the consistency right. Once it's gold, you can do whatever you want, but I recommend wet seasonings for max flavor (think taco seasoning packets you add water to and simmer). I won't go so far as to say it tastes like meat, but I genuinely like the taste better than ground beef.
Anything that uses ground beef, I substitute firm tofu. It soaks up the flavors so much better. You can do it any style. I make Asian "beef" bowls and Mexican taco meat like this.
Not sure how rural you wanna go. But outdoor adventure companies. People who offer boat/jet ski/hunting trips/atv tours.
Courting that pivotal 6% of republicans who are never trump is surely the best way to win elections.
An elon musk company lied and didn't do work? Color me surprised. 
I'll say kamala beats Vance. Dudes a fucking weiner and the only charisma he has is saying that Trump picked him.
The republican party has essentially spent 10 years doing nothing but convincing their base that Trump is the only person who can do anything and nothing can get done without him. They will find another hog to cult of personality, but the shake up after his death will be hilarious.
view more: next ›
It's not even a conspiracy. You have 4 years of trump presidency to go off of.
It's clear that all he cares about is cosplaying "movie main character president " and flying a billion dollar plane around. It's functionally no different from the apprentice for him. It's an act. The ones pulling the strings are always gonna be the true believers in the administration behind the scenes. Wonder who's been doing that for the Biden admin since his brain has been literal mush since at least 2020.