this post was submitted on 02 Sep 2024
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Terrible Estate Agent Photos

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Terrible photos listed by estate agents/realtors that are so bad they’re funny.

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[–] uservoid1@lemmy.world 31 points 2 months ago (2 children)
[–] argh_another_username@lemmy.ca 41 points 2 months ago

As far my somewhat drunk brain can read, the place is real. What’s fake is saying it’s in Dublin and charging 1700€ for it.

[–] ggppjj@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago

They don't seem to provide a source for that. It's probably fake, and also this post is frustratingly clickbaity for my tastes.

[–] Fuckfuckmyfuckingass@lemmy.world 29 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Imagine having the runs and having to climb a ladder. Nightmare fuel.

[–] Batman@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] simple@lemm.ee 16 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Oh god I just noticed the bath on the right too

[–] cRazi_man@lemm.ee 6 points 2 months ago

Preparing food in the shower was good enough for Kramer.

[–] DrownedRats@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

My tall ass would never fit in that 1/8th length bath lol

[–] Emperor 9 points 2 months ago

A poop with a view.

[–] thejml@lemm.ee 8 points 2 months ago

The poop always flows downhill.

[–] Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

My wife and I looked at this wild old house a few months back that had a toilet built in the basement connected to the basement that came off of the other basement. Like, this house just kept going in weird directions and had all kinds of absurd additions. Anyway.. The toilet down there was in this small room, perched atop a high carpeted platform with a few stairs (also carpeted) leading up to the throne itself. It was so fucking weird.

[–] Fizz@lemmy.nz 2 points 2 months ago

That sounds kinda awesome. If you didn't shit there you missed a once in a lifetime opportunity.

[–] giantfloppycock@lemm.ee 7 points 2 months ago

I wish to sit upon my throne while watching you prepare my meal

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago

The alpha and the omega.

[–] jabathekek@sopuli.xyz 5 points 2 months ago

If/when the toilet backs up...

[–] Assian_Candor@hexbear.net 3 points 2 months ago

That's one way to do it

[–] MeatPilot@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Honestly toilets near kitchens as not that strange. Friend rented a home with one behind a door near the backdoor of their kitchen. Because a pipe from ran through there.

Also someone else I know in a 500k+ home has a toilet right by there kitchen where you come in from the garage. Sure there is a hallway. But you can see straight in there if the doors open and if you measured it's probably less than 6ft from his fridge. Guess the illusion of it being less gross is there is some separation?

[–] ComfortableRaspberry@feddit.org 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

It's not an illusion. There's enough disgusting stuff on my vegetables, when they come fresh from the supermarket. No need for poop particles in my cooked food.

[–] jimbolauski@lemm.ee 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Fun fact, your home is covered in fecal matter, shit is everywhere even the air you breathe.

https://www.popsci.com/poop-is-everywhere/

[–] ComfortableRaspberry@feddit.org 2 points 2 months ago

I.. didn't need this. But thanks I guess .-.

[–] TankieTanuki@hexbear.net 2 points 2 months ago