I may be showing my age, but back in my day even a quick choke-wank was the preserve of rock stars and movie actors. A bit like cocaine.
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You're talking autoerotic asphyxiation, the article is talking about one person choking another.
Exactly. It wasn't even talked about in my youth and porn still had plot!
Porn has a plot still; a member of your family that you may or may not be related to by blood is either stuck in an appliance or furniture, is pretending to be your significant other, is going to teach you how to perform various sexual acts, or you fuck the service worker.
We don't have the same attention span, so we can't have the complex and well written telenovela erotica that was featured in the back room of a movie rental place you visited when your wife was going out of town for the weekend and the kids were at camp.
The next generation's porn will be 7 seconds long, all cumshot close ups. They will call it "swipe stroking" and there will be challenges to last 10 swipes.
Step- Emperor , I was fixing the feddit.uk admin panel, and got stuck.
Help!
Also, my trousers fell off. 👉 👈
More hi-jinks at F.uk Mansion!
I'll have a rummage as I'm sure I have a tool for this.
Psst, porn with no story (still longer than your future porn, but) already has a name: Gonzo.
I'm not into muppets.
Nor journalism?
Or Conservative politicians.
Oooo yes, I'd forgotten about that - he properly went to town on his death.
Because there's not enough education in schools about these things, their problems and safety.
Yeah fuck that.
Or not.
Excuse me?
~~If you need to be told that choking is potentially dangerous, maybe just let evolution take its course?~~
And why did my internal monologue say that in Lynn Faulds Woods voice? I too must be of a certain age.
Edit: I too thought this was more about autoerotic asphyxiation, not one person choking another so I’ll take that comment back.